When choosing your vice, make it Charlie Sheen’s Tiger Blood Energy Drink*. Be a rock star from Mars, while staying up all night with your Goddesses… Winning!
* product does not actually exist, but we’re sure it will shortly. Me… Winning!
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In honor of National Peanut Month — seriously — Peanut Butter & Co. in New York City will host a three-day PB&J art exhibit.
The Nutropolitan Museum of Art will pop-up at Openhouse Gallery in Greenwich Village, March 4 and 5 from 10 A.M. to 6 P.M., and March 6 until 4 P.M. Not only is this a free event, but attendees will receive a complimentary jar of peanut butter. A second jar will then be donated to the Food Bank in your honor.
If Soylent Green is people, then it only makes sense that the government-rationed crackers get their own celebrity supermarket rag.
Soylent Green is People Magazine! is brought to us by photographer David Friedman. And not unlike its inspiration, Soylent Green the magazine portrays a dystopian state, where celebrities are entitled, and gossip rags provide our only entertainment on the check-out line.
[via Laughing Squid]

The Last Breakfast is a sculpture by artist Brian Stuckey. Poor Cap’n Crunch — he has no idea that this will be his last bowl of sugar-coated kiddie crack.
An extensive making of the Last Breakfast can be found here.
[via Super Punch]

Type Sandwiches, by artist David Schwen, is a series inspired by meat-in-between-bread and the most vapid of all fonts. Using only color and Helvetica, Schwen very simply depicts some popular sandwiches, including The Reuben, BLT, and the classic PB & J.

Prints are available here.