Round yolks are so 2017. Step up your breakfast game with the Dream Land Egg Maker.

The gadget, consisting of a seemingly endless amount of parts, will poach your egg yolks into heart, star, diamond and flower shapes. Of course, this amount of awesome requires a commitment of time and patience from its user. Judging by the ‘how to’ video below, although it claims to be a little over eight minutes, feels more like 3 days or so.

Reviews for the gadget are unsurprisingly mixed over on Amazon. Or, you can block out a few hours and try one out for yourself.

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