The Darth Vader Toothpick Dispenser Is Most Impressive

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Don’t underestimate the power of a good toothpick. The Darth Vader Toothpick Dispenser is here, and it wants to crush whatever that is between your teeth.

With the flick of a switch, Vader reaches into his menacing cape, first grabbing a fresh toothpick, then wielding it as a lightsaber. It’s then up to you, young jedi, to remove the toothpick from the evil sith lord’s hand and bring order to your mouth.

The Darth Vader Toothpick Dispenser will be available in June but, as of now, only in Japan. Until then, you can still make whirling and lightsabery noises while you pick your teeth… that’ll never get old.

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[link, via Toyland]

Star Wars Coffee-mate Creamers, For Those Who Don’t Drink Their Coffee On The Dark Side

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If you use coffee creamers, then you obviously don’t know the power of the dark side. However, if you must follow your instincts, and choose the lighter side of coffee, there are now Star Wars Coffee-mate Creamers.

Whether your protocol is to have some C-3PO (Hazelnut), you like some wookie in your brew (Spiced Latte), or it’s feeling like a dark morning (Espresso Chocolate), there’s a coffee-enhancer for everyone.

Thankfully, there’s no Jar-Jar Binks to ruin your morning. Star Wars Coffee-mate creamers are available now in limited release.

[via Mighty Mega]

The Darth Vader Wood-Burning Stove Is Most Impressive

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If you enjoy turning good food to the dark side, the Darth Vader Log Burner is for you. Brought to us by Instructables user doddieszoomer, the outdoor stove is made with an empty propane tank, black paint, and some sick welding skills.

What… you can’t weld? Nooooooooo!!!

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[link, via technabob]

Darth Vader Lightsaber BBQ Fork

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If you’re hosting a backyard BBQ, and need to stab your weenies with sith-like precision — The Lightsaber BBQ Fork is here to help.

Designed on one end to look like Darth Vader’s weapon of choice, the other end can be used to penetrate anything on the grill for easy turning… to the dark side, that is. Nooooo!!!

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Darth Vader Toaster, For Toast On The Dark Side

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If you take your toast a bit on the dark side, The Darth Vader Toaster should be sitting on your counter.

The evil sith lord’s noggin will not only toast your bread, but it’ll imprint a Darth Vader head on it. Impressive… Most impressive.

Available in July 2014.

[link, via GeekAlerts]