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Do you need to get a bottle opened, me hearties? Well, the Legless Pirate Corkscrew is here to help.
Complete with a corkscrew for a leg and a waiter’s friend and foil cutter for arms — this pirate is ready to open any wine bottle. He even comes with a bottle-opening eye patch for sodas and beers, and a parrot on his arm.
So… Why are pirates such good bottle openers? Because they ARRRR!!!
Stainless steel and durable ABS plastic. Available at The Foodiggity Shop.
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ARRR you ready for a giveaway, me hearties? For helping us pick our latest product, The Legless Pirate Corkscrew, you now have a chance to win one. It’s simple… Head over to Foodiggity’s Facebook page here and tell us the best pirate joke that you know. The one that makes us giggle like a drunken sailor the most gets the loot.*
BONUS… Everyone who submits their pirate humor can also get 22%-off their entire next order at the Foodiggity Shop. Just shoot an email to chris[at]foodiggity[com] with subject “Pirate Loot” and we’ll send a over a coupon code.†
* Enter as many times as you like. One winner will receive one Legless Pirate Corkscrew from the Foodiggity Shop. Winner must have a shipping address within the U.S. Contest ends 3/24/14, Noon EST.
†Spend your bounty wisely… Coupon code cannot be combined with another offer. Coupon code expires 3/1/14.