America Gets Its First Pizza ATM

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ATMs aren’t just for dispensing cash and crushing your soul with an onscreen account balance anymore. Now, thanks to the Paline Pizza ATM, you can now have a hot pizza conveniently dispensed.

The first of these Pizza ATMs in North America has been installed at Xavier Universityaka, the new greatest college campus ever. Each machine will store up to seventy 12″ pizzas, that will heat in the machine’s convection oven in about 3 minutes.

Unfortunately, the traditional ATMs are still there to remind you that you’re broke.

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Surviving The College Dining Hall

For an 18-yr-old recently separated from the comfort of the parental teat, the college dining hall can be overwhelming. Where there was once the comfort of the family table, is now replaced with plastic trays and bench seating, and ‘Mom’ is now a fellow student on a work program with a hairnet.

So, whether you’re currently trying to avoid the ‘freshman fifteen,’ or would like to reflect on your former life as a hungry coed, the Surviving The College Dining Hall is here to help. Grab a tray and enjoy.

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