Tired of lifting heavy kitchen knives and manually chopping produce? Well, the Chopping Machine by Simone Giertz is here to help. It slices, it dices… actually, it barely does any of that.
What the homemade machine will do, is separate any item that you put in its path into smaller, albeit mangled, pieces. Perfect for lazy vegetarians, or those who enjoy the risk of appendage-loss. See the Chopping Machine’s anti-infomercial below.
