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For most Americans, not only does The 4th of July mean backyard BBQs and fireworks, but it’s also a time to step up your table centerpiece game.
Charles Phoenix knows this, and has created a series of Watermelon Mascots that will improve any table. Inspired by a photo from 1976, the watermelons use various foodstuffs, applied by Phoenix, to bring them to life.
So, they’re like Mr. Potato Head, but far more perishable and patriotic. U-S-A!!! U-S-A!!
[link, via Blazenfluff]
In what could be the most American thing to ever America, humorist Charles Phoenix has created the Cherbluble.
The pie-stuffed, three-layer cake arrives just in time to help celebrate America’s birthday. It’s not only red, white, and blue — but it’s also stuffed with a cherry, blueberry and apple pie.
If you’re feeling crafty and incredibly patriotic, Charles was nice enough to provide the recipe and instructions to make your own. U-S-A!! U-S-A!!
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In what could be the most American thing to ever America, humorist Charles Phoenix has created the Cherbluble.
The pie-stuffed, three-layer cake arrives just in time to help celebrate America’s birthday. It’s not only red, white, and blue — but it’s also stuffed with a cherry, blueberry and apple pie.
If you’re feeling crafty and incredibly patriotic, Charles was nice enough to provide the recipe and instructions to make your own. U-S-A!! U-S-A!!
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If you’re still using a spoon and bowl to eat cereal, you’re doing it wrong. Food humorist Charles Phoenix is here to show you the way with the Six-Layer Milk Soaked Cereal Cake with Frosted Flakes Frosting.
The six layers include… Apple Jacks with Spice Cake, Trix with Blue Velvet Cake, Cinnamon Toast Crunch with Yellow Cake, Peanut Butter Crunch with Chocolate Cake, Froot Loops with Red Cake, and Cocoa Puffs with White Cake.
Recipe here, in case you’d like your own.
[link, via Blazenfluff]