Here comes the bride… and her fondant-covered 400-lb twin. When deciding on an appropriate cake to express her love — for herself — Chidi Ogbuta, 35, opted for a life-sized replica. And why not? The big day should be all about the bride — even a bride that’s an egotistical lunatic.

Thankfully, the groom was nice enough to put his wife’s purse down to take the photo.

[via Buzzfeed]