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When forensic science and too much free time come together, stuff like the Crystal Head Vodka Bottle Face happens.
Using a skull-shaped bottle of Crystal Head Vodka and facial approximation, a few forensic scientists show us what a guy with a head full of vodka might look like. Now, I’m no scientist, but it looks pretty accurate to me.
[via Neatorama]
Time to get drunk on donuts. Brought to us by New York-based The Drunkin Donut Company, the bakery specializes in donuts and other confectionaries that are inspired by and filled with booze.
Whether you’re a daiquiri drinker or a White Russian is your thing, they have a yummy dessert for almost every boozehound. The Drunkin Donuts come in a package of four, and can be shipped nationwide. Enjoy them responsibly.
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Real world problem… You need to drink beer in the shower again, and it’s getting harder to keep your drink cold in a hot shower. The Shakoolie is here to help.
Just stick your Shakoolie to the wall with its included suction cup, and let it hold your beer, while you finish washing the important parts. Shakoolies are also available in array of colors, which is good, because people who drink in the shower can be picky.
[link, via Hi Consumption]
It’s Christmas time, and fruitcakes are inevitable. Since booze makes everything better — especially Christmas and fruitcake — let’s enjoy this holiday staple in drink form.
Brought to us by Instructables member, AngryRedhead, the Fruitcake Cocktail is a fun concoction that will certainly help take the edge off during any mandatory family time.
The recipe includes a mix of Frangelico, Brandy, Wedding Cake Vodka, Amaretto, and a few other liquors you might have laying around the house. So, get mixin’ and happy holidays.
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If you’ll be getting your nog on this Christmas, and have trouble deciding between egg nog brands, try not to be swayed by the fancy packaging. Actually, without anyone ever realizing, egg nog packaging has consistently been some of the most garish and questionably-designed food packaging at the supermarket.
The Egg Nog Project, by designer Madeleine Eiche, is a collection of these crimes against graphic design and color theory. The nog cartons seen in the series range from the slightly garish and laughably minimalistic, to mind-numbingly ugly. Ehh, nothing a little rum can’t fix.
[link, via Laughing Squid]