The problem with your Apple phone, is the lack of actual apple. The Banana Phone is here to help dumb-down your smartphone and provide the fruit that you seek.
The Banana Phone is real. Although, it’s not actually meant to replace your existing iPhone or Android, it will pair up with it via Bluetooth. Besides making your conversations more interesting, 1% of all sales goes directly to Gearing Up 4 Gorillas.
Find out more about the project and check out their Indiegogo campaign here.