If you don’t know your farfalle from your fettucini, don’t despair. However, if you really couldn’t care less either way — about anything — then you might be able to relate to Pasta Shapes For The Depressed.

Created by artist Gemma Correll, the illustration comes up with fun names for noodles, for those who may have lost interest in pasta night. Just make sure to get the sauce right for your Downward Spirals.

[link, via That’s Nerdalicious]