While popsicles that think they’re people have been getting all the attention lately, Foodiggity was recently contacted by Dave Parker of Parker’s Crazy Cookies — and he wants in on the action.

While the Hoffsicle bears the collar-up likeness of everyone’s favorite fake lifeguard, Crazy Cookies will form their treats to look like anyone that you can think of. And, you don’t have to live in Germany to appreciate them.

[Parker’s Crazy Cookies, thanks Dave]