Salt and pepper had a good run. Behold, the newest food enhancer, Ground Cool Ranch Doritos. Simply add Doritos to a standard pepper grinder and turn. The result — a delicious powder that’ll make stoners weep, and a lock for a Nobel prize if they ever decide to add a food category. Sprinkle a little on your steak, salad, or any vegetable to help make it suck less.

[via Gizmodo]