Boring old white eggs had a good run. Golden hard and soft-boiled eggs are our future, and The Golden Goose is here to help.

Your new favorite kitchen gadget works simply by spinning an uncooked egg around fast enough to scramble it right inside its shell. The result, after a good hard or soft-boiling, is a golden egg every time. Kinda like a certain animal that’s expected to do such a thing.

The Golden Goose is currently in Kickstarter phase, and is close to its goal. Head over there and check it out, and we’ll all be laying golden eggs in no time.

[link, via Laughing Squid]