Never ask where your fat pants are again. Gluttony Pants — created by chef Chris Cosentino and Betabrand — were designed for when one button just isn’t enough.

The adjustable waistband offers three levels of belly-expansion with buttons labeled ‘Piglet’, ‘Sow’, and ‘Boar’.

And, as if cutely labeling your fatness was not enough to encourage over-eating, the soft caramel canvas pants come equipped with their very own napkin.

Gluttony Pants are available at Betabrand and are $100.

More information on chef Chris Cosentino can be found at his site Offal Good, or follow him on Twitter at @offalchris.