Cookies That Claim They’ll Give You Bigger Boobs

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You’ve done chest exercises, prayed to the boobie gods, and tried every other non-surgical method available to help increase the size of your ta-tas. And, your efforts have fallen flat.

Well, now it appears that the aforementioned boobie gods have not only responded, but they’ve teamed up with the cookie fairies. Enter F-Cup Cookies — treats that claim they’ll increase the size of breasts.

The magic ingredient in each cookie is something called Pueraria Mirifica extract — a rumored boobie booster. And, the treats are from Japan — a country that never does anything strange. So we have no reason to believe that the cookies won’t work. Enjoy your new racks, cookie eaters.

[link, via Incredible Things]

Author: Chris Durso

Creative professional and creator of Foodiggity.com. Graduate of The Institute of Culinary Education, beer drinker, coffee and condiment snob.