Do you need a pizza immediately? Are your standards low, and you only have three minutes to spare? Let’s Pizza is here to help. The vending machine will gladly take your money in one slot, and then deliver you a pizza through another in two and a half minutes.
One selling point of the pizza-making contraption, is that the ingredients are never touched by human hands — creating a completely sanitary meal. The trade-off of course, is that your machine pizza is kneaded and fondled by creepy robot extremities, and winds up looking like something that you forgot in the trunk of your car for a few weeks.
The machines have somehow proven to be such a success in Europe, that they will be making their way to the U.S. shortly. Look for them at your local strip mall, college campus, or outside your medical marijuana dispensary. Please watch this video…