Ad Agency Looking For ‘Fresh Meat’ Makes An Awesomely Insane Recruitment Video

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For those lucky enough to have ever worked in advertising, then you were once an adorable know-nothing plebe, known by industry insiders as “fresh meat.”

So, when agency Mother New York decided that the value of fresh meat in the office warranted a recruitment video, they did not disappoint. Taking the term a bit literally, and bat-shit crazily, the agency takes us on a psychedelic romp through pounds of the raw, the cooked, and the tubed meats as a recruitment tool.

The accompanying soundtrack appears to be sung by an employee, with the type of enthusiasm and dead-eyes that only come from former fresh-meat/currently charred veterans. Application deadline is April 24th, meat.

[link, via AdWeek]

This Dog Wants To Teach You How To Make Bruschetta

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Chef Crusoe isn’t your average cooking show host. That’s because hosts aren’t usually adorable canines with thick Italian accents.

In this demo, the miniature dachshund whips up the Italian appetizer known as Bruschetta. Although, Chef Crusoe is one of those who likes to eat the ingredients while he cooks, he does properly pronounces ‘bruschetta.’ Giada would be proud.

[link, via Mashable]

Tiny Hamsters Adorably Eating Tiny Spaghetti

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We’ve seen hamsters eating burritos and giving thanks for sawdust and running wheels. This time, love is in the air, and apparently Valentine’s Day isn’t exclusive to humans.

Tiny Hamster’s Tiny Date, by Hello Denizen, follows a few love-struck rodents through their date night. There’s even a romantic gondola ride, complete with accordion music and a spaghetti dinner.

And, if you’ve never seen hamsters eat spaghetti before… SPOILER… It’s mind-blowingly adorable.

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Watch Chinese People Taste Panda Express For The First Time

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If you’re not familiar with Panda Express… Try to picture your favorite Chinese restaurant being bought out by McDonald’s, the food Americanized even further, and then that ‘restaurant’ being placed in every mall food court in the country. Most likely next to a McDonald’s.

Well, as long as Panda Express is going to exist, Buzzfeed decided to have a little fun, by having a few Chinese people sit down for a taste test.

The results are unsurprisingly varied. Please watch…

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Watch An Orange Explode at 62,000 FPS

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For no reason whatsoever, you can now watch an orange explode at a frame rate that truly captures all of the pulpy chaos.

Brought to us by Slo Mo Lab, the orange is loaded with a small firework, and the explosion is filmed at 62,000 FPS. For those who have no idea what that means, it’s OK.

Just know that the camera used to do this is very expensive, and the filmmaker protected it from the explosion with a plastic Wal-Mart bag. Please enjoy.

[link, via Gizmodo]