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Whether you’re having a tiki party in your backyard or somewhere far, far away — you can geekify your drink game with Star Wars Tiki Mugs.
Designed in tiki-style, the mugs are available as Boba Fett, Chewbacca, Darth Vader, R2-D2, a Stormtrooper, or Yoda. Each holds 14 oz. of blue milk, or whatever the cantina bartender slings at you.
Available for pre-order at ThinkGeek here.
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The Darth Vader Lightsaber BBQ Tongs will have you wielding your grilled meats, sith-style.
Made to look like the preferred weapon of Darth Vader, the griller can not only control food items as if they were puny jedis, but the tongs create lightsaber sound effects. Then you can use your choke-hold for unruly BBQ guests.
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Imgur member, GuyGoald, has created The Garlic Awakens — inserting slices and whole loaves of garlic bread into crucial scenes from Star Wars: The Force Awakens.
Check out Rey discovering a slice of bread in the abandoned Star Destroyer, the Millennium Garlic, and Rey’s dad/brother/cousin, Luke, getting his old garlicky loaf back.
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Imagine how much different Return of The Jedi would’ve been if Jabba The Hutt, instead of being a ruthless space slug, was actually an adorable fluffy marshmallow treat.
Jenn Fujikawa of justJENN recipes gives us a glimpse into this alternate Star Wars universe, with the Jabba The Hutt Marshmallow Treat. With some carefully placed fluff and colored sugar, you too can have a Jabba just as adorable as any Ewok.
Come to think of it, in this candy version of ROTJ… Can the Ewoks be gummy bears that get eaten? Please and thank you.
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Don’t underestimate the power of a good toothpick. The Darth Vader Toothpick Dispenser is here, and it wants to crush whatever that is between your teeth.
With the flick of a switch, Vader reaches into his menacing cape, first grabbing a fresh toothpick, then wielding it as a lightsaber. It’s then up to you, young jedi, to remove the toothpick from the evil sith lord’s hand and bring order to your mouth.
The Darth Vader Toothpick Dispenser will be available in June but, as of now, only in Japan. Until then, you can still make whirling and lightsabery noises while you pick your teeth… that’ll never get old.
