Nutellasagna Exists and We Are Not Worthy

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We don’t know what’s in the Nutellasagna and, frankly, we don’t care… we’d just like this in our belly as soon as possible.

But, if you’re into details… the Nutellasagna is brought to us by Robicelli’s in Bay Ridge, NYC. It consists of layers of lasagna noodles, cannoli custard, copious amounts of Nutella, crushed roasted hazelnuts and chopped chocolate, with some marshmallows on top for additional sweetness.

Great… in belly… now.

[link, via Gothamist]

Personalize Your Nutella With Your Name So Nobody Steals It

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Now, instead of hiding your Nutella to keep others from eating it, you can personalize it with your name.

Selfridges offers to print any name on a jar of Nutella – whether you’re a John or Mary, or have an uncommon name. You could also get more to the point with a message of “Hands Off!”.

The personalized Nutella jars are no longer available online, but can be ordered over the phone from Selfridges or purchased at their stores.

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[link, via designtaxi]

Brownie Waffles Topped With Nutella and Bacon

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Three of the best things ever — waffles, Nutella and bacon — converge onto one plate, creating what could be the most important meal of any day ever.

Brought to us by Jorge Rosado, Fudge Brownie Waffles with Nutella and Bacon, is part of his regular Instagram feature, #PORNCAKESUNDAYS.

The best part, is that Rosado stays in incredible shape, despite his proclivity for extreme foods such as this. Perhaps I should try this sort of diet? What’s that? You also have to go to the gym to look like that? Never mind.

[via Neatorama and The Vulgar Chef]

Spreadable Beer Is Here to Help Improve Your Toast

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We never thought we’d say this, but, “Move over, Nutella.” The former greatest spread ever just doesn’t have enough beer in it. Enter Birra Spalmabile, a spread loaded with beer and eager to greatly improve your toast.

Brought to us by two Italian companies — chocolate makers Napoleone and beer brewery Alta Quota, spreadable beer comes in light and dark beer options. Available here.

[via TAXI]

Weed-Infused Nutella Exists

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There was once a time when weed begat Nutella — making the hazelnut spread a must have when the munchies kicked in. Now, thanks to Organicares — a medical marijuana dispensary in San Jose, CA — Nugtella contains your high and munchie-fix in one jar.

Of course, the hash oil-infused Nutella isn’t available commercially — only available to very lucky holders of a California State Medical Marijuana Card. It’s like a very liberal and modern day version of Goober Grape — the pioneers of putting two awesome things in one jar.

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[via First We Feast]