The Bacon Stanley Cup Is The Ultimate Prize

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With the Stanley Cup playoffs upon us, fans will be growing out their mullets and playoff beards, and stuff like the Bacon Stanley Cup will happen.

Brought to us by Bar Brutus in Montreal, the replica of Lord Stanley’s Cup replaces silver with yummy pork fat, and is ready for the Canadiens’ playoff run.

Don’t be surprised if the Habs tank in the first round of the playoffs, knowing that a bacon trophy is waiting for them.

[link, via Mental Floss]

Up For A Game of Doritos Roulette?

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Feeling lucky? Well, if you enjoy the cheesy goodness of Doritos, and like taking chances, then you could play a few rounds of Doritos Roulette.

The new Doritos variety is a bag filled with mostly original nacho chips. The fun part comes with the small percentage of very spicy chips included in the mix, made to look identical to all the others.

Pour out a bag at a party filled with unsuspecting spice wimps and wait to see who grabs a hot one, or sit around a table passing the bag around. Either way, it might be time to get a new hobby. And cooler friends.

[via The Impulsive Buy]

This Beer Fridge Will Only Open For Canadians

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Canada… You’re allowed into the country to avoid the draft, but don’t even think about drinking their beer. Molson Canadian has recently come up with a beer fridge that’s for Canucks only.

Installed in parts of Europe, the fridge will only open for tourists that can prove their Canadianness. By scanning their passport, the enormous red fridge will then open up to a plethora of Molson Canadian beer.

So far, the fridge has been responsible for at least a few street parties. Sadly, no spontaneous hockey has occurred.

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Poutine-Flavored Soda Exists

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We don’t mean to stereotype… But when Canadians aren’t playing hockey or drinking maple syrup, they’re probably eating poutine. For those not familiar with the French-Canadian delicacy, it’s basically french fries topped with brown gravy and cheese curds. Now, Jones Soda has turned it into a horrifying beverage.

Poutine Soda combines the fried potato flavor with savory brown gravy and fatty curds, all contained within one bottle, and carbonated for that extra gag factor. Of course, the beverage will only be available in Canada. Here in the States, we’ll stick with our Turkey and Gravy Pop, eh?

[via Geeks Are Sexy]

The World’s Most Expensive Pizza

Still recovering from the war that was The World’s Most Expensive Burger — we have a new extravagant food entry. Recently named The World’s Most Expensive Pizza, the round doughy concoction by Vancouver-based Steveston Pizza Company costs $450.

The C6, as it’s called, is topped with a thermidor of lobster and black Alaskan cod, and a dollop of Russian Osetra caviar — gotta have the caviar. And, if you’re on a budget, but still like your pizza douchey, Steveston has the more reasonable C5 Pizza for $120. Then there’s always their regular lineup of $14-$20 pizzas for the heathens.

[link, via Yahoo!]