Eggs On A Stick Is Now Possible With The Rollie

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Because you need this… The Rollie Eggmaster is here to help make breakfast extra convenient and unnecessarily phallic. Using something called “Vertical Cooking Technology,” the Rollie makes eggs on a stick possible.

It will also make long slender horderves to help make your guests feel a little more uncomfortable. Find out more here.

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[link, via Gizmodo]

Author: Chris Durso

Creative professional and creator of Foodiggity.com. Graduate of The Institute of Culinary Education, beer drinker, coffee and condiment snob.

2 thoughts on “Eggs On A Stick Is Now Possible With The Rollie”

  1. …you’re all serious about thing huh? Kept looking for The Onion somewhere, but alas, nope.

    Somebody better have a really good excuse to need this POS.

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