The Dinosaur Bottle Opener Will Rule Your Bar

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A Tyrannosaurus Rex, with its comically short arms, is probably not any good at opening bottles. The Dinosaur Bottle Opener, however, is here to change that.

Made from rugged cast iron, the dino-opener uses its teeth to open any bottle. Rex even looks good when not in action, sitting atop any table or bar. So, you can laugh at his little arms anytime.

Cast iron. Measures about 9″ long and 5″ high. Stubbily-armed. New and available for pre-order here.

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Author: Chris Durso

Creative professional and creator of Foodiggity.com. Graduate of The Institute of Culinary Education, beer drinker, coffee and condiment snob.

2 thoughts on “The Dinosaur Bottle Opener Will Rule Your Bar”

  1. Hi Larry… The Dinos got pushed back a bit by the manufacturer. We expect them here the first week of November, and we will ship as quickly as humanly possible. Thanks.

  2. I ordered mine in August. Was told it shipped early September. It is October 25th and it still has not been sent. Why and when is it coming?

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