The Knuckle Pounder Will Help Keep Those Cutlets In Line

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Is that ribeye acting all tough again? Or, perhaps you’d just like to keep a few cutlets in line? The Knuckle Pounder Meat Tenderizer is here to help.

Your new fist of fury is made from cast aluminum, and available at The Foodiggity Shop.

There’s a Salami of the Month Club

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Sure, you’ll probably be getting your membership to the jelly of the month club again this year — but there’s so cured meats involved. Brought to us by Olympic Provisions, the Salami of The Month Club will provide a new salumi product to your door every month.

And, these guys don’t mess around, as they employ what they call a ‘Salumist.’ We’re not sure what that is, but it sounds like a reaaally awesome salami guy.

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Mustache Bag Clips, For Keeping Your Chips Fresh and Dapper

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Keep that chip bag closed and dapper with Mustache Bag Clips. Whether you sport a handlebar stache or a classic “natural,” your bag of chips will remain fresh and mustachioed.

Available in a pack of three at The Foodiggity Shop.

 

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Face It, You Like Playing With Your Food

Finally, you can play with your food and make faces at the table — without feeling the wrath of Mom. The Food Face Dinner Plate is a blank canvas for the aspiring food artist with questionable table manners. Spaghetti goatee? A mashed potato mullet? The only limit to your creativity, is whatever’s for dinner.

Check it out over at the Foodiggity Shop.

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Fortune Telling Bacon

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It’s official… There’s nothing that bacon cannot do. Now you can skip those phony psychics and tarot cards and let Fortune Telling Bacon let you know what’s up.

Available in a package of 50, the bacon strips magically react to its holder by the way it curls. As expected, the future doesn’t look good for vegetarians.

Moves Left – Chewy Goodness 
Moves Right – Crispy 
Both Ends Move – Sizzling Hot 
Sides Curl – Canadian 
Flips Over – Spicy 
Curls up Entirely – Greasy 
Lies Motionless – Vegetarian

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