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Finally, you can play with your food and make faces at the table — without feeling the wrath of Mom. The Food Face Dinner Plate is a blank canvas for the aspiring food artist with questionable table manners. Spaghetti goatee? A mashed potato mullet? The only limit to your creativity, is whatever’s for dinner.
Check it out over at the Foodiggity Shop.
It’s official… There’s nothing that bacon cannot do. Now you can skip those phony psychics and tarot cards and let Fortune Telling Bacon let you know what’s up.
Available in a package of 50, the bacon strips magically react to its holder by the way it curls. As expected, the future doesn’t look good for vegetarians.
Moves Left – Chewy Goodness
Moves Right – Crispy
Both Ends Move – Sizzling Hot
Sides Curl – Canadian
Flips Over – Spicy
Curls up Entirely – Greasy
Lies Motionless – Vegetarian
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Don’t let his menacing metal teeth and sharp horns frighten you… The Beer Monster is here to help. Sure, he’s got a large mouth and scary horns, but they’re meant to be put to good use. Use his pie-hole to open your beer bottle, while his horns could be used for prying open cans.
Also, his little tail keeps Beer Monster upright, so he can keep an eye on your drink for you. Because he only has one eye, get it? Oh, never mind.
We know how you feel. One day you’re up for a pinot, the next a pale ale. The worst part — if you like to keep it real — is choosing the right glass. Thankfully, the Beerdeaux Beer and Wine Glass will help for whatever drinking mood that you’re in. Designed as a longneck bottle with a wineglass stem, the Beerdeaux will get it right every time.
Available at the Foodiggity Shop.
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One noble truth, is that no one likes warm butter. The Buddha Butter Dish will enlighten your fridge, and help keep your butter cool. It should also act as a reminder of what you’ll look like if you don’t stop putting butter on everything.
Get on the right path today… Available at the Foodiggity Shop.
Whether on the couch, or in bed, the Ice Cream Sandwich Pillow will help provide the sweetest snuggling available. Made of 100% polyester, the pillow should go well with all of your other food-related decor. Just don’t squeeze too hard, or all of the ice cream will slide out. Not recommended for sleep eaters.
[$22 at The Foodiggity Shop]
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