If only you had these Chocolate Gaming Dice during all those nights playing D&D in your parent’s basement — perhaps some girls might have actually come over. Nonetheless, you’re older now, your acne had finally cleared up, and you own an internet start-up of some sort. Take that, jocks.
So, call up the old Dungeons and Dragons gang, and break out this set of d4, d6, d8, d10, d12, and d20. D is now for ‘delicious,’ as the dice is actually made by Ghirardelli, which is like the Elf Wizard of chocolate-making — or, so I’ve heard.