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Spatulas out, horns up… It’s time to make Shepherd’s Pie at Metal Kitchen. With music provided by The Ghost Inside, our host for this episode, Linzey Rae, offers cooking instructions by yelling at us. Oh, sorry… by singing the instructions metalcore-style.
Subtitles are provided for those who might be more into classical or slow jazz. Either way, there’s a Shepherd’s Pie to comfort you when it’s all over. Check it out here, metalhead.
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Tired of lifting heavy kitchen knives and manually chopping produce? Well, the Chopping Machine by Simone Giertz is here to help. It slices, it dices… actually, it barely does any of that.
What the homemade machine will do, is separate any item that you put in its path into smaller, albeit mangled, pieces. Perfect for lazy vegetarians, or those who enjoy the risk of appendage-loss. See the Chopping Machine’s anti-infomercial below.
Who would’ve ever thought that letting kids around Gordon Ramsay was a good idea? However, on MasterChef Junior, where aspiring young cooks perform for the yelly foul-mouthed Brit, Ramsay actually shows signs of being quite magnanimous and nurturing.
However, because the internet exists, YouTube member Sam Wilber shows us what it would look like if Ramsay spoke to these impressionable kids, the same way that he emotionally destroys adults. This video shouldn’t be as funny as it is… but it is.
NSFW language ahead…
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Our buddy, Tiny Hamster, is all set to go trick or treating — armed with the appropriate meme-inspired costume. Dressed as Pizza Rat (not the sexy kind) and accompanied by a few rodent friends, Tiny Hamster goes door to door, munching on gummy bears, candy corn and taffy.
Please watch this…
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What is it about Jell-O that is still so endearing to us? Is it its assortment of colors? Its gigglyness? Its ability to help us suspend other food items within it?
Or, perhaps we’ve kept the gelatin dessert around so long, just to see it getting smashed with a tennis racquet in slo-mo? I go with that last one.
The Slo-Mo Guys are here to do just that. After making a few gelatinous blobs, the Brits play a little Jelly Tennis. The results are beyond our expectations, as the jelly is slowly obliterated as it passes through the strings of the racquet.
This also becomes the only time that we wish there was stuff in our Jell-O. Please watch this…