The 31-oz Trenta cup from Starbucks has already been proven to be ridiculous by its mere existence. Now, not only is the human stomach no match for the Trenta, but the cup will gladly stash the contents of an entire bottle of wine — with room to spare. Congratulations to our public drunks.
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Starbucks, finally succumbing to America’s need for excess, will officially launch their ‘Trenta’ size beverage nationwide May 3. The Trenta is 7 ounces larger than Starbucks’ “Venti”, which currently is its largest size.
With fear of 31 ounces of scorching hot coffee and bigger lawsuits looming, the new size will only be available for iced coffee, iced tea and iced tea lemonade drinks.
And, for those who still don’t participate in Starbucks’ pretentious ordering system, let’s all agree that the ‘Trenta’ will now be ‘Extra Large’. Unless you’d really like to be a wiseass and just order the ‘Big Gulp’. It’s no wonder your barista hates you.
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