If you need to send a video message, and only anthropomorphic food puppets will do — Foodagram is here to help. The web app allows users to pick a puppet and background, then record a short audio message using their computer’s microphone. Your newly chosen food puppet will then mouth the words in sync. Head over to Foodagram to create yours.
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When your produce and other foodstuffs just aren’t anthropomorphic enough, there’s Edible Eyes by Suck UK. The sugar eyes will stick to almost any food, helping to ‘create snacks with character,’ and so that your food can give you one last look before you bite its face off.
And if you’re really into your meals staring back at you, check out our The Food Face Dinner Plate.
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Nothing says, “I love toast and have too many USB devices” quite like the USB Toaster Hub. Designed to look like a mini-toaster — any USB 2.0 can be inserted into its toast slots. And, you can make your data transferring that much more adorable, with a set of anthropomorphic 4G toast drives.
Are your standard, lifeless hot dogs a bit too boring for you? The Happy Hot Dog Man is here to help.
An invention that we can only hope is a joke, the contraption sold via infomercial, will add meaty appendages and a disturbing smile to your encased meat. Simply insert your frank into the plastic iron maiden of sorts, impale, cook, and voilà — ‘it’s like a toy you can eat!’
Cuddly Rigor Mortis is the work of artist Kristin Tercek. Inspired by her hand-sewn plush dolls, Tercek paints brilliant renditions of anthropomorphic foods with varying degrees of cuteness and brutality.
