National Waffle Day has come on gone. Unfortunately, Waffle Flavored Vodka lives on. Brought to us by Georgi, the waffle vodka is part of a large and equally horrifying line of flavored vodkas. No mention if butter and syrup is included — but you could always line the rim with some. Enjoy your new breakfast.
[link, via Incredible Things]
Recently, we were introduced to the innards-melting 100,000 Scovilles Naga Chilli Vodka — touted as the world’s hottest vodka. Not content with breaking the six-figure heat index, the sick bastards at Master of Malt have doubled their efforts, and created the 250,000 Scovilles Naga Chilli Vodka.
Once again using the Naga Jolokia chili, a.k.a. the Ghost Pepper — the distillers steep them in 80-proof vodka, then filter and bottle it, all while wearing gas masks. Naturally, there is a disclaimer on the product page for those foolish enough to actually buy this, and so that Master of Malt cannot be held responsible for what this product does to you inside and out.
We have created a monster, summoned from the very bowels of hell, formed in a vile carboy filled with a horrid mound of Naga Jolokia chillies (the world’s hottest chillies), steeped in grain vodka. The result is the unspeakable 250,000 Scovilles vodka – a chilli vodka so horrendous we strongly recommend you don’t purchase it.
In a world where Peanut Butter and Jelly, and Glazed Donut flavored vodka exists — a chili vodka that will burn your face off is a welcome change. Not only is Naga Chilli Vodka the opposite of sweet — but by infusing it with one of the hottest chili peppers on the planet, it is a tongue-melting 100,000 Scovilles hot.
For those keeping score, that’s hot. Please enjoy responsibly.
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When the bastardization of our beloved vodka is allowed to continue unabated, stuff like Glazed Donut Vodka happens. Brought to us by 360 Vodka, the donut-infused booze, while a horrifying concept, could save you a trip to both Krispy Kreme and the liquor store. Bonus!
[link, via The Awesomer]
Well known for an extensive line of flavored vodkas, Van Gogh Vodka has recently added a PB&J version to the line-up. Borrowing a page from the Goober playbook, Van Gogh has put peanut butter and jelly all in one place — with the added bonus of booze. Perfect for all of your PB&J-related cocktails.
