Quickly becoming one of the greatest TV characters ever, it only makes sense that Ron Swanson of Parks and Recreation would finally get immortalized in cookie form. Brought to us by Whipped Bakeshop in Philadelphia, the shortbread cookies are appropriately available in 6-packs — including 2 Ron Swanson portraits, 2 Swanson quotes, and 2 steak cookies. Although the cookies are unfortunately vanilla-flavored — not bacon, steak, and bourbon.
Give Me All The Bacon and Eggs You Have is a poster by Secretly Swedish. It depicts the almighty Ron Swanson, his favorite food duo, and one of the greatest food demands in television history.
Parks and Recreation’s Ron Swanson, besides slowly becoming the greatest TV character ever, likes meat. NBC wants to remind you of this fact, with the assemblage of the Ron Swanson Mosaic.
Print a hi-res copy to hang in your cubicle, and show your love of the curmudgeon, meat, and NBC primetime.
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Another year, another 365 days of the greatest food culture ever.* Besides a great year for our blog, the Foodiggity Shop saw some respectable growth — with traffic up around 75% from last year, going worldwide with the addition of international shipping, and the addition of a few new products to the lineup. So, thank you to all of our loyal fans and customers.
Without further ado, the reason why we’re here… Foodiggity’s Best of the Year. This time, divided into two categories — trends from the past year, and the obligatory “Best of,” with a clear standout for our most popular and successful post and product of the year. Please enjoy, and Happy New Year.
Cupcakes, still
High Heel Cupcakes
The 24-Hour Cupcake ATM
Jawa
Gingerbread Yoga Men
Cinnamon Toast Crunch
McNuggets
Brains
Food Mosaics
Famous Works of Art Recreated With Jelly Beans
Gummi Bear Joker
World’s Largest Coffee Bean Mosaic
Beef Jerky Obama and Romney
The Beatles Abbey Road Recreated Using English Breakfast Foods
Bacon Kevin Bacon
Heavy Metal Bands Getting Their Own Wine
Motörhead
Slayer
Drink Stains as Art
Wine
Coffee Rings
Coffee, Tea, and Fruit Juice
Fiction Becoming Reality
Death Star Tea Infuser
Stay Puft Marshmallows
Rainbow Oreo
Gummy Venus De Milo
Mason Jars
Turn a Mason Jar Into a Travel Mug with Cuppow
How To Make a Candy Dispenser Out of a Mason Jar
Mason Jar Cocktail Shaker
The Holdster Mason Jar Mug
Swanson, Ron
Behold The Ron Swanson Cake
Ron Swanson by Dr. Seuss
Ron Swanson BBQ Sauce
A Bacon Beat Poem by Nick Offerman
The Best Star Wars-Related Cake of The Year
Life-Size Stormtrooper Cake
The Best Commercial of The Year (tie)
Pizza Boomerang
Hahn Super Dry Beer
The Best Merge of Tex-Mex and Mathematics
Flex Mex, The Hexaflexagon by Vi Hart
Video of the Year
Fresh Guacamole
The Best Very Expensive Burger
The Douche Burger by 666 Burger in NYC
The Best Eternal Bacon (tie)
The Bacon Coffin
The Bacon Mobius Strip
The Most Informative Post About Cereal Monsters
Cereal Monsters: The Good, The Bad and The Mummy
The Best Innovation in Drink Transportation
Growler on Board, A Car Set For Your Beer Growlers
The Best Ice Cream of The Year
Ice Cream Moons
Our Best Product of The Year
The Knuckle Pounder Meat Tenderizer
Drum Roll… The Best/Most Popular Post of The Year
Boxed Wine Packaged in A Fashion Handbag
Thanks for listening, everyone. We’ll try to do better next year.
*perhaps.
Nick Offerman, aka Ron Swanson, recently got his beatnik on, and performed A Slam Poem to Bacon. In the video, we see Offerman deliver mind-altering lyricism and bongo beats with Swanson-esque enthusiasm. All in tribute to his character’s favorite food item — bacon.
The video is part of the College Humor series Malarious — which is helping to raise money to combat malaria. Now, give me all of the bongos and slam poetry that you have.
[via The Daily Meal]
