We present Coffee Jerks — a mashup of 50’s and 60’s era coffee commercials, leaving only the parts where the men insult their wife’s coffee. This kind of thing would never fly today — with the advancements in home brewing and all. And would it kill ya to run to Starbucks?
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This Is Now The World’s Strongest Coffee
Death Wish Coffee [seriously?] wants you to know that they make the world’s strongest coffee. As evidenced by their stark black website and ill-advised use of a skull and crossbones to promote a food product, the company appears to mean business.
Using red type to imply danger, Death Wish boasts 200% more caffeine than your average coffee shop coffee, and warns that, ‘You will not find this coffee at your local diner or at your sissy Starbucks.” They even give a bit of unwarranted and occasionally misspelled coffee education — waxing poetic on the virtues of their Robusta beans, opposed to the typical Arabica.
The site also provides a few testimonials from some of the more refined coffee drinkers in the land. John Downey from Santa Barbara writes, “This coffee should be illegal. Thanks!” Well John, perhaps after the first Ed Hardy wearing Death Wish drinker’s heart explodes, it will be.
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How To Make Coffee In Afghanistan Under Combat Conditions
A few Canadian troops, stationed in Afghanistan, take a break from thinking about insurgent attacks and hockey, to make some coffee. With a little help from standard issue heating packs, bottled water and Starbucks VIA — the troops whip up a brew under the harshest of conditions, ay!
Foodiggity’s Best of The Week, 2/1-2/5
Vegans, Bacon Love, and Big Gulp Wines… It’s Foodiggity’s Best of the Week.
As suspected…
Vegans Are Cowardly And Continually Radiate Anti-Gravitons
Toke-a-Cola… Marijuana-Spiked Soda By Canna Cola
This Valentine’s Day… Say It With Bacon
The Burger King… The 100,000 Calorie Burger By Epic Meal Time
Take some illiteracy with your pizza…
Pizza and Cookies In The Same Box
Save the Samoas… Girl Scout Cookies We Wish Existed
Congrats to our public drunks…
The New Starbucks Trenta Cup Holds An Entire Bottle Of Wine
Foodiggity’s Best of The Week, 1/17-1/21
Big Gulp Coffee, Light-Up Cereal, and State Sodas… It’s Foodiggity’s Best of the Week.
Starbucks will soon offer a Big Gulp of Coffee… The 31-oz Trenta
Making the cereal aisle more obnoxious… Light-up Cereal Boxes
Don’t go to war baconless ever again… Bacon in a Can Now Exists
Look away!… The 30 Worst Cooking Shows of All-Time
Carb a nation… The United States of Soda
Mixed Reviews… 20 Famous Movie Beverages, Illustrated
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