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The Keyboard Sandwich, When You Need To Take Lunch At Your Desk

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We’ve all been there… Too busy to leave your desk for lunch and hoping that our keyboard and mouse would unexpectedly disappear.

Stop-motion video artist, omozoc, may have the answer with Keyboard Crasher’s Lunch. Not only does an office keyboard make for some crunchy bread, but the sandwich is filled with some yummy mouse pad.

Of course, we aren’t suggesting that you slice up your keyboard, no matter how hungry and disgruntled you may be feeling at work. Either way, enjoy your desk lunch, drone.

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Katy Perry’s Burger Shoes Will Improve Your Boring Feet

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After showing up to this year’s Met Gala as a burger, it makes perfect sense that Katy Perry would eventually provide the proper footwear. Just in case anyone needed footwear for their burger ensemble.

It also makes perfect sense that the burger shoe, officially titled The Munchie, would cost upwards of $129.00. And, they’re not even super-sized.

Check them out here.

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Burger King’s Not-So Happy Meals Won’t Tell You How To Feel

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photo: Burger King, Facebook

For years, McDonald’s have served their Happy Meals and, in all honesty, they seemed innocent enough. That is until Burger King released Real Meals and we suddenly feel the urge to scream at McDonald’s, “Stop telling us how to feel, Ronald!!”

Although, Burger King’s “not-so” happy meals aren’t aimed towards kids — hence why there’s no toy or chocolate milk included — it’s an obvious jab at McDonald’s and their famous box lunch.

The Burger King campaign, falling not-so coincidentally within Mental Health Awareness Month, urges the burger-eaters out there to “Feel Your Way” (#FeelYourWay). In other words, you don’t need McDonald’s and their fancy toys to make you happy, but rather to feel however one feels after ingesting a Whopper meal… Which is often bloated and full of regret.

Either way, the Burger King Real Meals include the Pissed Meal, Blue Meal, Salty Meal, YAAAS Meal, and DGAF Meal. All containing a Whopper meal, so hopefully that’s enough to help you feel better.

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Tenderizing Meat Is A Snap With The Infinity Gauntlet Meat Tenderizer

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If only tenderizing a steak was as simple as erasing half the universe’s population. Whereas the latter requires only a snap of the fingers, red meat needs repeated blunt force before it breaks down.

Thankfully, the Infinity Gauntlet Meat Tenderizer will make quick work of any steak or cutlet. Hopefully no Avengers (vegetarians) stop by to give you a hard time.

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Fictional Avengers Ice Cream Flavors Are Now A Reality, Sorta

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The Avengers franchise gave us a lot of things. Besides the mindless entertainment and a decade-long emotional investment in superheroes — there was the subtle reference of new Ben & Jerry’s Ice cream flavors.

However, since Iron Man and Hulk don’t actually exist, nor does “Stark Raving Hazelnuts,” or “Hulka Hulka Burning Fudge.” Until now.

Binging with Babish makes fictional pop culture foodstuffs a reality, and he’s brought forth those super flavors. Although, the Avengers-inspired ice cream won’t be available to the masses, Babish takes you through the steps of making your own. Ice cream, assemble!!

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