There’s an old joke about being on a seafood diet. Well, here’s a… wait for it…. sewfood diet. I’ll see myself out.
Artist Kate Jenkins makes elaborate and adorably-detailed crocheted art. Her collection includes a series of seafood, anthropomorphic french fries and many others. See more of Kate’s work below and over at Instagram.
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Heinz Ketchup, already the caviar of condiments, has gotten even fancier. Heinz Ketchup Caviar is now a thing, and looks to add some much-needed class to a burger or hot dog of your choosing.
The high-brow tomato spread is available in very limited quantities, with only 150 jars being produced. The way to get your hands on some ketchup caviar is on Twitter… reply to the tweet below with #HeinzKetchupCaviar and #Sweeps.
America’s favorite ketchup presents America’s favorite caviar. Reply with #HeinzKetchupCaviar and #Sweeps for the chance to get your hands on one of 150 jars this Valen-HEINZ day. No purchase necessary. Rules linked in bio. pic.twitter.com/aa8NNebVk1
— Heinz Ketchup (@HeinzKetchup_US) January 24, 2019
Just when you thought it was safe to enjoy a non-Peep fueled morning — Peeps Cereal has been unleashed.
The painfully unnecessary cereal borrows the colors and flavors of the squishy treats, but there isn’t a cute bunny or chick anywhere to be found. Someone at Kellogg’s must’ve forgotten that the only reason folks eat Peeps is for their squishiness, rough sugar armor, and how Peeps stare at us lovingly before we bite their heads off.
Either way, the Peeps Cereal does come with marshmallows — so they’re like Froot Loops crossed with Lucky Charms crossed with a cereal company that hates you. Enjoy.
via insider
Not content with just one beer, Metallica is back with Enter Night Pilsner.
Because nothing says, “metal” quite like a dainty pilsner, the beer is available in menacing black cans. It clocks in at 5.7 percent ABV with “intense drinkability” and “remarkable flavor and aroma which artfully combine the beauty of a traditional Northern German Pilsner with Arrogant Consortia’s modern overtones of aggression.”
Whether a pilsner can be half as interesting as described, remains to be seen. Even one in collaboration with Stone Brewery, and that band members apparently had a hand in designing.
via food and wine
When is a bowl of food more than just a bowl of food? Perhaps, it’s when that bowl is filled with one pound of KFC and comes with a free matching haircut.
KFC is going retro in the kitchen and on people’s heads with the return of KFC Famous Bowls and free bowl haircuts. Nationwide, KFC Famous Bowls will be available for a mere $3. On Thursday, January 10th in New York City, KFC is offering a free bowl haircut to match your lunch.
Then, after every bit of the KFC Famous Bowl is consumed and the barber brushes off your neck — only then can you decide which bowl was more regrettable. Check out the styles available and enjoy your bowls.
