It’s your tea party, so you get to speak your mind as brutally as you see fit. Insult Teacups, by Miss Havisham’s Curiosities, will help you dispense the insults, rather than absorb them.
The teacup sets are not only sophisticated, but a printed message is included to help get your point across. And, if Muffy can’t take a joke, she can take her crumpets and fancy hat elsewhere.
See more below and over at Miss Havisham’s webstore.
Food stands are as American as the burgers, fries and milkshakes peddled from within. And, at the time of this writing, there are few more popular hobbies in the U.S. than constructing stuff out of LEGOs.
Therefore, LEGO Food Stands make perfect sense. Brought to us by LEGO builder, FrostBricks, the project is part of LEGO ideas — which are fan-submitted sets that need votes to send them into production.
This makes these projects even more creative, as the builder uses existing sets to pitch a potential new one. Anyone can vote on these not-yet sets, by visiting LEGO ideas. Let’s make these happen, but life-size, as we’d all like to eat a burger in front of a giant LEGO burger.
Those looking for “wood-oven pizza” came to the wrong place. This is about a pepperoni pizza actually made of wood and built to last. Unless you have termites.
Wood Pizza is brought to us by master woodworker, Kyle Toth. Using three types of woods — bloodwood, yellowheart, and hickory — Toth expertly creates the pepperoni, cheese and crust by hand. Those wanting a slice can bring a saw.
See how it’s done below…
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First, there were blended coffee drinks reminiscent of unicorns. Unicorns begat zombies. Now, Starbucks looks to continue the blended beverage horror, just in time for Christmas.
The Christmas Tree Frappuccino is here to help bring the Christmas cheer to everyone… that is, everyone except the baristas that’ll have to make them. The beverage is a mocha and peppermint frapp to help taste just like Christmas. To make it look the part, it’s then topped with matcha-infused whipped cream, caramel drizzle, candied cranberry sprinkles and a strawberry ‘tree’ topper.
Getting into the Christmas spirit via a coffee tree is only available from December 7th-11th. Find out more about the Christmas Tree Frappuccino here.
Clear about six to eight inches of counter space, Peen Cuisine is here, and it’s not your average-sized recipe site. The sorta NSFW website, brought to us by Lauren Hom, is all about recipes loaded with simple ingredients.
What sets these recipes apart, is that every dish is vegetarian, but figuratively supplies meat via a dick-shape. From Blueberry Peencakes and Manmeat Loaf to Cockamole and Chips and Fried Tofu and Peen-Nut Sauce — the recipes are as punny as they are risqué.
For those not down with the “D,” Peen Cuisine has vagina-themed dishes on the way — which should fit perfectly around the existing recipes. See more below and over at Peen Cuisine.
