Who knew that the cronut would spawn such madness? And, that Walmart had a bakery department? The Crotilla is the latest entry into the pastry-hybrid game. And it’s brought to us, of all places, by Walmart.
The half-croissant, half-tortilla appears quite versatile. According to Walmart, the Crotilla can be used on ‘everything from breakfast sandwiches to Indian food.’ Or, use one to confuse guests… or simply as a reminder that some Walmarts have a bakery department.
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They may appear creepy and keep you up at night with their incessant chirping, but crickets are loaded with protein.
Chirps are the perfect way to get all of that healthy stuff, without having to hunt down the little critters yourself. The chips are made from cricket flour — a nice way of saying that the crickets are blended into dust — with each serving containing as much protein as an egg white.
They’re currently available in Cheddar, BBQ, and Sea Salt. They also remain quiet at night, with the only sound being the crunch of your yummy bug chip.
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Now you’re cooking with gas… evil, imperial gas. The Star Wars Tie Fighter BBQ Grill is powered by propane and the dark side.
The tie-fighter’s wings fold out to become side shelves, and the grill contains a Star Wars logo, so you can properly brand your meats. Check it out here.
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Ice cream cones have been way too bright and cheerful for too long. Little Damage Ice Cream Shop in Los Angeles is here to change all of that.
Although black ice cream is nothing new, we hadn’t seen the theme carried through to the cone as well. Little Damage’s black ice cream is almond-flavored and colored with natural charcoal. It’s also Batman and Hot Topic-approved.*
*we assume
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That box of popsicles may be long-gone, but the desire to impale things remains. Luckily, The Q has figured out how to make a deadly set of Wolverine claws out of popsicle sticks.
After much cutting and glueing, the user is armed with three retractable claws. Although these wooden versions, that are held together with glue, won’t necessarily make you part of the X-Men — they could cause some minor scratches, or used to violently pop some balloons.
Especially if said balloons are trying to steal your popsicles. Please watch.
