October is almost here, which means that there will be vampires everywhere looking to bite us, and possibly steal our chips… true story.
Black Garlic Doritos are here to protect us this fall. Not only do vampires hate garlic, but we hear that they only dig Cool Ranch… another true story.
Although the chips are only available in Japan, we can still eat Doritos all October. Just avoid Cool Ranch.
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It’s getting cold outside, and fried foods are always in season. So, the Fried Shrimp Sleeping Bag makes perfect sense.
Just unzip the big fluffy shrimp, hop in, and stick your arms and head out of the provided holes. Look like a shrimp while sleeping, or lounge around the house as a deep-fried crustacean. The provided tail socks should help complete the effect.
Invite five friends over and have a cocktail.
McDonald’s Japan wants in on the pumpkin spice madness, and they’ll apparently do it at any cost. Enter, Pumpkin Spice French Fries.
The Halloween Choco Potato is the latest reason why we should consider cancelling fall. It’s standard Mickey D French Fries, but with the added horror of chocolate and orange pumpkin sauce.
But, why stop there? Throw some candy corns on there and wash it down with a PSL… considering this may be our last fall.
You may be wondering why someone would come up with packaging and marketing for one tortilla chip. Well, this particular chip, Carolina Reaper Madness, is made with the hottest pepper known to man. So, the choice to only offer it individually, is probably to keep you from dying.
As the name implies, the lone chip is made using the hottest pepper in the world, the Carolina Reaper. The chip comes packaged in its own triangle foil and a small coffin — which seems reassuring.
Paqui, the maker of the Reaper, is even trying to taunt would-be “spice-heads,” by offering the One Chip Challenge. Let us know if you try one.
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If you’re tired of your Pumpkin Spice Latte in hot liquid form, there’s a new and horrifying way to ingest your PSL.
BuzzFeed Food has unleashed the Pumpkin Spice Latte Pizza, and our falls will never be the same. The recipe begins innocently enough with a pumpkin spice mixture, then someone breaks out the instant pizza dough and marshmallows. The result… something that looks like a pizza that was involved in a nuclear accident. Recipe here.
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