Hello, Playland!! Mac Sabbath is bringing their brand of “Drive-thru” metal to a town near you.
The Black Sabbath tribute band, who perform dressed as characters from McDonald’s, will embark on their Clown Power Tour, beginning August 25th in Las Vegas.
Cities that should expect an influx of heavy metal and fast food enthusiasts include Denver, Detroit, Pittsburgh, Green Bay, and New York City. Check out the full list of tour dates here.
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Coupons that offer five-cents off your laundry detergent, or buy one jar of pickles and get a second one half-off, just ain’t gonna cut it anymore. Comedian Jeff Wysaski feels the same way, and has created coupons that might actually make a difference in our lives.
The unsanctioned coupons were planted throughout a grocery store, offering rewards such as “One Free Hug From Your Cashier,” if you spend $30 or more, or “One Free Piggyback Ride Around The Parking Lot,” if you spend at least $40 on flowers.
Wow, checkout’s gonna be awkward.
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If you have some vegetables or a few bantha steaks to slice up, the Han Solo in Carbonite Cutting Board will provide a good surface to do so.
Han is very well-protected by a hygienic glass surface that’s resistant up to 350° F. It’s not actually made from carbonite, because that’s not a thing. Accessorize and get a fridge to match.
Check it out here.
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Regardless of the helmet laws in your State, you need proper caffeination. The Off To The Races Coffeemaker, by Hammacher Schlemmer, will help give you a head start in the morning.
The authentic-looking helmet comes complete with 64 oz. glass carafe, visor, and a permanent built-in filter. The coffee maker also says “Start your engines,” amid an engine roaring, to help keep you enthused before the caffeine does its thing.
Check it out here.
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Pizza places specialize in turning large balls of dough, shredded cheese and tomato sauce into the ultimate food item. The only problem, is when pizza guys need to go off script, i.e. to make a salad.
Family Guy takes us behind the scenes of the process, with two confused pizza guys attempting to compose a melange of vegetables. Spoiler alert… It’s hilariously accurate.
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