The next time that you’re toasting a frozen waffle, keep in mind that the most powerful breakfast in the universe is now possible.
The Avengers Pancakes are the ultimate breakfast. Created by master pancake artist Dr. Dan over on YouTube, the pancakes are made possible with colored batters, squeeze bottles, and sick illustration skills. Take that, puny waffles.
Please watch this…
We’re all about making stuff easier to do… doing stuff is hard. This is especially true when it comes to getting food into our head holes.
Comedian/satirist/eater H. Caldwell Tanner agrees, and has put forth Five Food Innovations We Desperately Need, in easy-to-read cartoon form.
Although, I won’t give away too much of the short film… let’s just say that a burrito diaper is involved. Trust me, you’ll want one.
[link, via Laughing Squid]
Father’s Day is June 21st, and there’s only so many ties that you can buy for dad. Thankfully, there are plenty of novelty kitchen and home goods that dad will love, and The Foodiggity Shop is just the place to sell them to you.
Whether dad needs something that will help him grill, bake, make ice cubes, or protect a drink — we’ve got you covered. And, the best part is that you can save 10% on your entire order if you use coupon code DADROCKS.
Wouldn’t dad be so proud, knowing that you saved money on his gift?
Dad can finally turn his mornings up to 11 with The Amp Mug. Designed to look like a vintage guitar amp, the mug will hold the old man’s beverage of choice while his morning continues to rock. Even if he’s drinking tea. [link]
Dad will be prepared, protected, and ready to grill with the BBQ Apron Guide. The full-length apron will not only protect the griller’s clothes from grease and sauce stains, but acts as a handy cooking guide. Instructions are printed upside down for easy access. [link]
Dads drink. We know this because they’ve got kids. And, he’ll probably appreciate his beverage well-insulated. Freaker Bottle Sleeves are here to help. Whether dad considers himself some kind of superhero, patriot, or is looking to hide in the backyard, there’s a Freaker for every dad. [link]
We’ve already established that dad probably drinks (see above). But perhaps dad likes a fancy drink in a glass that requires cooling. That’s where the Frozen Peas Ice Mold comes in.
Ice spheres melt 80% slower than old-fashioned ice cubes. And, dad’s current ice trays probably aren’t giant pea pods. [link]
Does dad need to get a bottle opened, me hearties? Well, the Legless Pirate Corkscrew is here to help. Complete with a corkscrew for a leg, and a waiter’s friend and foil cutter for arms — this pirate is ready to open any wine bottle.
Let dad know he’s a great FAAARTHER, by bundling it with a Pirate Bottle Sleeve. [link]
Dad can beat that steak like it owes him money, with the Knuckle Pounder Meat Tenderizer. Made from cast aluminum, dad’s new fist of fury will tenderize and flatten any cut. Even those cheap cuts he has to eat now, because you had to go to that fancy college. [link]
What better way to piss off mom, than to challenge dad to a spirited game of air hockey at the dinner table. The Air Hockey Salt and Pepper Shakers are here to help do just that.
The paddles have slippery felt on the bottom for easy sliding, and there’s an included puck. Season your dinner, and then it’s GAME ON!! Sorry, mom. [link]
See more dad stuff over at the Foodiggity Shop.
Just when we thought that we’d reached our ridiculous-pizza-crust-stuffing-apex with hot dogs, Pizza Hut Australia is here to set the bar a little higher.
Titled, The Four’N Twenty Stuffed Crust Pizza — the culinary monstrosity is topped with pepperoni, bacon, ham, beef, and Italian sausage. And, just in case you’re not your average meat lover, there are eight meat pies included in the crust.
The pizza is mercifully available for a limited time, so the death toll should be minimal. Enjoy, Australia.
[link, via Incredible Things]
Let’s taco bout this purse. It’s a clutch made from raffia, suede, a satin lining, and is embellished with Swarovski crystals and embroidered silk-organza. Oh, and it looks like a taco.
The Taco Purse is brought to us by Charlotte Olympia and retails for $1,300… you read that correctly. But, what is this? It’s currently half-off, so the taco purse can be yours for $647.50. Guacamole extra!
