Feeling scroogy this year? The Bah Humbug Candy Cane will help get you in the spirit of being a downer. No stripes, no flavor, no fun… Just the way you take your Christmas, Ebenezer.
Anyone currently making anything made of gingerbread… Please stop, because Gingerbread Optimus Prime has won the internet. Created by Caroline Eriksson, the edible autobot is made entirely of gingerbread and melted sugar.
Although the gingerbreadobot is the Michael Bay movie version. So, it comes equipped with laughable dialogue and a scrawny fondant Shia LaBeouf.*
*not true, but would’ve been awesome.
If you’ve ever been forced to watch Adventure Time with your kids, then you know that it’s nothing more than an acid trip disguised as family programming. So, if there was a gingerbread house created to help capture the spirit of the show, it might look something like this.
If you’ll be getting your nog on this Christmas, and have trouble deciding between egg nog brands, try not to be swayed by the fancy packaging. Actually, without anyone ever realizing, egg nog packaging has consistently been some of the most garish and questionably-designed food packaging at the supermarket.
The Egg Nog Project, by designer Madeleine Eiche, is a collection of these crimes against graphic design and color theory. The nog cartons seen in the series range from the slightly garish and laughably minimalistic, to mind-numbingly ugly. Ehh, nothing a little rum can’t fix.
If you suddenly forget how to construct the simplest of foods, there’s now a very intricate set of placemats that could help.
Brought to us by Awkward Engineer, the Engineering Blueprint Placemat Set will not only give you a place to set up your plate and utensils, but offers blueprints on how to assemble lunch or a snack.