There is no escape… Once Labor Day ends, it’s pumpkin spice everything. Pumpkin spice coffee, pumpkin spice candles, pumpkin spice deodorant, and now, Pumpkin Spice: The Movie.

Keeping with the Halloween theme and the horror that is pumpkin spice, the movie is a suspense thriller that keeps us on the edge of  our seat, while proving just how ridiculous this trend has become.

So, enjoy your PSLs and scented candles, you conformist. For at the stroke of midnight on Nov. 1st, it’s officially peppermint season. Please watch this…

[link, via Neatorama]

Nothing says ‘beer’ quite like an adorable cartoon kitten who’s worshipped by little girls. Long Chuan Beer Company near Taiwan seems to think so, and has unleashed Hello Kitty Beer.

Available in fruit flavors, only 2.5% ABV, and the aforementioned cartoon kitten on the can, we wonder if they’ve actually gone and created the first beer made specifically for little girls. Besides Coors Light.

[link, via Geekologie]

When the groom gets involved with wedding planning, stuff like a Half-Batman Wedding Cake is bound to happen.

Brought to us by Stiletto Studio in New Zealand, the cake was created for the wedding of a hardcore Batman fan [obvs], and one of the most understanding brides on the planet. Good luck on the honeymoon to Hawaii and Gotham.

[link, via Incredible Things]

We’re not sure if you’re ready for this jelly, but something referred to as “butt pudding” is available in Japan. Just add the pudding mix and milk to the heiney mold, then refrigerate.

You can also make a g-string for your jello butt, to help add some jiggly sexiness. Check it out…

[link, via Laughing Squid]

If you’re looking to attract the opposite sex, and want to help quell the low-carb diet fad, Eau de Toast is here to help. Brought to us by The Federation of Bakers, a few models at London Fashion Week wore the scent to help the cause.

The limited edition scent was offered in free samples, that are unfortunately already gone. Back to sticking your face over the toaster so you can smell better.

[link, via Incredible Things]