Gentlemen… Is your underwear not making you feel enough like a piece of meat? Or, perhaps you and your significant other believe that everything is made better with a butcher diagram — even your man-junk. Simply slap on a pair of Butcher Briefs, and let the euphemisms and “meat” jokes commence!
Butcher Briefs are brought to us by chef Chris Cosentino and Betabrand, and is currently in concept phase.
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Grab some Watermelon Slice Socks and you could have the most appropriate footwear at your next picnic or cookout — assuming they have watermelon there. And, that you go shoeless.
Come to think of it, these might be a little warm for the summer. Oh, never mind, just download the pattern, and try to have them done by Labor Day.
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If you get all defensive about barbecuing, and you have a slight lack of self-awareness, there’s the Tactical BBQ Apron. Flare-up? No problem. A burger needs flipping? The situation is under control, people.
The Tactical BBQ Apron keeps everything handy, so you’ll be ready for some serious summer warfare. Or, if you’d simply like to appear tougher while you grill your cedar plank salmon and asparagus. Available here.
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Time to make the sushi. Brought to us by California-based Psycho Donuts, Psycho Psushi combines two of our favorite food groups, sushi and donuts.
The sweet treats are served in a bento box with chopsticks. No mention if there’s a California Roll donut for tentative donut eaters.
[via Neatorama]
We’re gonna need a bigger kitchen… The Jaws Knife Sharpener has taken residence around your kitchen island, but he’s here to help. Simply slide your knife through Jaws’ mouth, and you could have cutlery as sharp as the teeth from an animal that is known for such things. Available here.
[link, via Incredible Things]
