Archives for September 2012

Fifty Shades of Chicken

September 26, 2012 by Chris Durso

So this is happening. There has certainly been no shortage of Fifty Shades of Grey parodies. But now, we see cookbooks getting in on the erotic action, with Fifty Shades of Chicken. The question then becomes, how one spins an erotic novel/porn into a cookbook. But it will surely involve pages and pages of heavy brining, trussing, and the occasional spatchcocking.

Actually, the recipes are interspersed into a story similar to ‘Grey,’ with chicken-related puns and poultry innuendo galore. Recipes include Dripping Thighs, Sticky Chicken Fingers, Bacon-Bound Wings, and Mustard-Spanked Chicken. Available for pre-order here.

Mannaise, Mayonnaise for Men

September 26, 2012 by Chris Durso

We weren’t aware that ordinary mayonnaise was go girly. Nonetheless, Mannaise is the first mayonnaise product for men by men. So, what makes this mayo so manly? Well, for starters, the mascot has an awesome mustache. And this testosterone-fueled condiment includes roasted jalapeños which, as we all know, are the manliest of all jalapeños. Mannaise is currently in its Kickstarter phase — but you can check it out and pledge here.

And remember, when using a manly condiment, to always practice safe lunch.

[link, via Cool Material]

Candycorn Dress

September 26, 2012 by Chris Durso

If you’re having trouble deciding what to be for Halloween, consider going as a giant sugary triangle. The Candycorn Dress, perhaps wearable anytime of year, makes for a sweet Halloween costume when you add the included pointy hat. And, since you’re already shaped like a triangle, it won’t matter that horizontal stripes are so unflattering.

Be sure to check out Sexy Halloween Costumes: Food Edition for other costume ideas. You’re welcome.

[link, via GeekAlerts]

Cinnamon Toast Crunch Cupcakes

September 25, 2012 by Chris Durso

Cinnamon Toast Crunch Cupcakes are brought to us by BS In The Kitchen. Using one of the best and most tooth-decaying cereals of all-time — Cinnamon Toast Crunch — the cupcakes might just be enough to help make this never-ending food trend a bit more tolerable. Recipe here.

And, what could be better than Cinnamon Toast Crunch Cupcakes? How about Robot Cinnamon Toast Crunch Cupcakes?

[link, via Hi Consumption]

Kitchen Killers: A Series of Horror Movie-Inspired Aprons

September 25, 2012 by Chris Durso

chucky-apron — Chucky by Haute Mess Threads

The kitchen can be a scary place — with all that extreme heat, sharp knife edges, and French terms. Now, with Halloween fast approaching, Haute Mess Threads has created a line of aprons to help make your kitchen extra horrifying.

Inspired by some well-known and some obscure horror movie and tv show characters — the aprons are handmade to order, and should help scare your dinner guests out of the kitchen while you’re trying to cook. Bloody knife and children-luring balloons not included.