Stay Classy At Every Meal With Necktie Napkins

So if you’re going to make a mess of yourself at dinner, at least do it with some style. Necktie Napkins will bring some class to the table, or help keep the theme of a black tie affair going. And if black is a bit too formal, there’s a striped and polka dot version, for your more casual pig-outs.

[link, via The Presurfer]

The Reusable Brown Paper Bag

Brown bag it every day and awesomely with the Reusable Brown Paper Bag. Made from tear-proof and leak-resistant Tyvex, you’ll never have to feel shame about having to pack your own lunch, or that you’re just too old to be carrying a lunch box. And the insulating properties of Tyvex will keep your foodstuffs protected and your drinks cool. You’re too old for a thermos too.

[link, via The Awesomer]

An Unappetizing Music Video Made of Food

The latest entry into our edible music video collection is by Canadian band Zeus. The band, seen here as meat puppets, uses their sandwich roll hands to strum on spaghetti strings, chicken drumsticks as actual drumsticks, and keeps time with a meringue hi-hat. But unlike the previous music videos that we’ve covered here, which were whimsical and hunger-inducing, Zeus’ video is disturbing and creepy and makes me not want to finish lunch.

And if you’re going to be an ensemble of foodstuffs — try not to invite a pack of dogs to the jam session.

[link, via Eater]