Praise Cheesus, It’s National Grilled Cheese Day

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Behold, the gooiest of pointless food holidays… It’s National Grilled Cheese Day. And the best way to celebrate… With Grilled Cheesus. Check out the sandwich press that’ll improve upon Grilled Cheese Day over at The Foodiggity Shop.

Or, you can do what the rest of the internet is doing today, and just check out some grilled cheese porn. Either way, have a great Grilled Cheese Day… Hopefully there’s bacon involved.

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Embrace The Bulge… Muffin Tops Cupcake Molds

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Actual muffin tops are wonderful. But when the term ‘muffin top’ is used to refer to that bulge over your jeans, it’s unfortunate. Muffin Tops Cupcake Molds combine the literal with the figurative, with molds that create a midsection bulge of deliciousness.

Package includes 4 cupcake molds, silicone. Now available at The Foodiggity Shop.

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Freeze and Squeeze Giant Ice Spheres With The Frozen Peas Ice Mold

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Get the perfect giant ice spheres every time, with the Frozen Peas Ice Mold. Just fill up the giant pod, stick it in the freezer, and you’ll have frozen peas cooling your drink in no time.

The best part… Ice spheres melt 80% slower than old-fashioned ice cubes. And, your current ice trays probably aren’t giant pea pods.

Grab a Frozen Peas Ice Mold for your next party. If you have more than a few friends, get several ice molds, Mr. Popular.

New and available at The Foodiggity Shop.

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Balm Chicky Balm Balm, ’70s Adult Film-Inspired Lip Balm

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It was a simpler time of feathered hair and over-the-top sexual innuendo, and the bassline was unmistakable. Now, the soundtrack to the ’70s can be spread across your lips.

Balm Chicky Balm Balm is here to help keep your lips moistened while celebrating the certified-groovy days of adult films. And while the title sets the mood, Balm Chicky’s stars provide the action. Flavors/talent includes Juicy Melons, Sweet Baby Ginger, Huge Cucumber, Wild Mountain Honey, and Hot Chocolate Love.

Each tube contains three-times as much balm as your typical lip balm. And, much like the adult film stars of the time, Balm Chicky is 100%-natural. But the real scene-stealer is each tube’s patented Friend End™. Placed on the opposite end of the tube is a separate stash of balm with a flip-cap – just the right size for the finger of a friend in need.

Balm Chicky Balm Balm is new and available at The Foodiggity Shop. Right now, the purchase of any two will get you one for FREE.*

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Juicy Melons

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Sweet Baby Ginger

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Huge Cucumber

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Hot Chocolate Love

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Wild Mountain Honey

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The Friend End

*Limited quantities. Cannot be combined with another coupon or offer. Let us know which extra balm you’d like in the checkout comments.

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The Knuckle Pounder Will Help Keep Those Cutlets In Line

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Is that ribeye acting all tough again? Or, perhaps you’d just like to keep a few cutlets in line? The Knuckle Pounder Meat Tenderizer is here to help.

Your new fist of fury is made from cast aluminum, and available at The Foodiggity Shop.