Minor League Baseball Team Unveils The Frankenslice, A Pizza With Hot Dogs In The Crust

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It’s one of the hardest decisions we have to make… whether to have a hot dog or pizza at the ballpark. The Frankenslice is here to help.

Brought to us by the Triple-A Fresno Grizzlies, the food hybrid is a pizza with a hot dog baked into each slice’s crust… because decisions are hard.

The Frankenslice is part of the team’s Halfway to Halloween promotion, beginning May 21st. Although there will be other halloween-themed events planned, the pizza/hotdog is probably the most frightening.

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[via MLB]

KFC Created A Tray Keyboard So You Won’t Have To Touch Your Phone With Greasy Fingers

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We’ve all been there… You need to send a very important text or email, and your fingers are covered in chicken grease. KFC knows that the struggle is real, and has created the Tray Typer — a disposable keyboard to use while you finish off your chicken bucket.

Available at a few locations of KFC Germany, the Bluetooth-enabled keyboard fits right into your tray, and will sync to your phone.

No longer will those important texts, tweets or emails go unsent, just because your hands are compromised. You know the ones… “At KFC, hanging with the Colonel, LOL!!” or “🍗🍗🍗🍗, LMAO!!

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[via Gizmodo]

Chef Creates Meals Inspired By Heavy Metal Bands

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The Slayer Pizza, photo: Chef John Hurkes

Food can be so metal… except vegetables, which are more like slow jazz. Anyways, chef John Hurkes regularly contributes Heavy Metal-Inspired Meals to Rice and Bread Magazine.

Slayer Pizza, Nuclear Assault Nachos, and the Exodus Pork Belly Blood Feast are just a few of the metal meals that’ll make you hungry and head-bangy.

Check out more here, and then get cooking. Horns up, forks out.

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The Black Sabbath Pizza, photo: Chef John Hurkes

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Nuclear Assault Nachos, photo: Chef John Hurkes

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The Juicy Lucifuge, photo: Chef John Hurkes

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The Blood Feast, photo: Chef John Hurkes

 

[link, via The Awesomer]

Tortoises Eating Tiny Pancakes

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Pancakes should be available to all walks of life… regardless of how slow-moving they are. BuzzFeedBlue agrees, and recently whipped up a short stack for a few sulcata tortoises.

The result is absolute adorableness, and is even a bit hypnotizing to watch. Accept for the tortoise who doesn’t partake in the pancakes. He must’ve went looking for the tiny butter and syrup. Please watch this…

[link, via Laughing Squid]

Honest Food Pyramids For Adults

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The Food Pyramid was created for a reason. And, that reason is to make you feel bad about your food choices. Thankfully, Someecards got real, and created Brutally Honest Food Pyramids For Every Stage of Adulthood.

So, in case you just can’t squeeze in your 2-3 servings of dairy, or 3-5 of veggies, just be honest with yourself and follow these.

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[link, via designtaxi]