Embrace The Bulge… Muffin Tops Cupcake Molds

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Actual muffin tops are wonderful. But when the term ‘muffin top’ is used to refer to that bulge over your jeans, it’s unfortunate. Muffin Tops Cupcake Molds combine the literal with the figurative, with molds that create a midsection bulge of deliciousness.

Package includes 4 cupcake molds, silicone. Now available at The Foodiggity Shop.

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The Amp Coffee Mug Goes To 11

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Finally, the caffeine-addicted guitar player has a proper morning drinking vessel, with the Amp Coffee Mug. Designed to look like a vintage amplifier, you can crank up the sugar and cream and get the morning rockin’. The Amp Mug is available at The Foodiggity Shop.

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Foodiggity’s Holiday Gift Guide, 2013

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It’s the time of year for overeating and overspending. And, if you still need some fun gifts for family members, friends, or an involuntary Secret Santa gift, The Foodiggity Shop is here to help.

Check out some of our most popular products, along with our smaller less-threatening stocking stuffers. You’re welcome and Happy Holidays.

 

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Amp Mug

Finally, the caffeine-addicted guitar player has a proper morning drinking vessel, with the Amp Mug. Designed to look like a vintage amplifier, you can crank up the sugar and cream and get the morning rockin’. [$11.99]

 

 

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Grilled Cheesus Sandwich Press

Remember when deities appearing accidentally on food was all the rage? Now you can do it on purpose with the Grilled Cheesus Sandwich Press. Use it to imprint an image of Jesus on your favorite type of grilled cheese, or any sandwich that needs to be squished and enlightened. Hallelujah!! [$39.99]

 

 

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Ice Cream Sandwich Pillow

Do some sweet snuggling with the Yummy Ice Cream Sandwich Pillow. The 100% polyester pillow should go well with all of your other food-related decor, and help provide the sweetest of dreams. [$23.99]

 

 

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Knuckle Pounder Meat Tenderizer

Beat that steak like it owes you money, with the Knuckle Pounder Meat Tenderizer. Made from cast aluminum, your new fist of fury will tenderize and flatten any cut, and should help keep all of your other meat in line. [$11.99]

 

 

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The Obsessive Chef Cutting Board

Part kitchen tool, part OCD-encourager, The Obsessive Chef Cutting Board includes guides for the most important cuts. It should help impress dinner guests with your new knife skills. Made of strong sustainable bamboo. [$24.99]

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Muffin Tops Cupcake Molds

Actual muffin tops are wonderful. But when the term ‘muffin top’ is used to refer to that bulge over your jeans, it’s unfortunate. Muffin Tops Cupcake Molds combine the literal with the figurative, with molds that create a midsection bulge of deliciousness. [$12.99]

 

 

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Tattoo Oven Mitt

It’s pretty hard to look tough while baking. But perhaps it’s because you’ve never had a Tattoo Oven Mitt. It’s the perfect way to protect your hand and look badass while doing it.

 

 

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Stocking Stuffers

The stocking stuffer… A holiday gift that won’t break the bank, requires very little thought, and are small enough to fit into a large sock. Fortunately, The Foodiggity Shop takes pride in some of our smaller and less thoughtful gifts. [$6-$13.99]

Thanks for stopping by, and be sure to stop by The Foodiggity Shop to see all of our stuff. Or, you can always recommend our blog to a friend… It’s free, and a gift that keeps on giving. Happy Holidays.

 

7 Flavored Vodkas That Don’t Exist But Should

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Flavored vodka started innocently enough with lemon and orange. But lemon and orange begat vanilla, blueberry, and peach. Then, the trend of flavored vodkas descended into madness, leaving a path of destruction littered with clear liquids that tasted like cupcakes and waffles.

Nevertheless, since flavored vodkas have provided so much joy in the form of blog material — Foodiggity would like to pay it forward with a few flavor suggestions of our own. And, based on current food trends, these suggestions might even act as an accurate looking glass into vodka’s already doomed future. Please drink this in responsibly.

 

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Sriracha Vodka

At the time of this writing, there is no other food item on the planet with a more rabid fan base than Sriracha. So, it only makes sense that the flavored vodka people find a way to make cock-vodka happen. Pair it with: Anything… Just like actual Sriracha.

 

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Corn Dog Vodka

Carnival grub on-the-go gets a much needed upgrade. Deep-fried corn batter with notes of salty tubed meat — now with the bonus sting of 40% alcohol. Pair it with: Ketchup and mustard chasers.

 

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Circus Peanut Vodka

We’re not sure what flavor Circus Peanuts are supposed to be, and we don’t care. Make the vodka neon orange with a clown on the bottle, and we’re in. Pair it with: Shame.

 

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Ecto Cooler Vodka

The long-lost neon green beverage makes another comeback. And, what better spokesman could there be than an incoherent cockeyed ghost? Pair it with: Caffeinated marshmallows.

 

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Nutella Premium Vodka

Nutella should be placed on everything. So, if there’s going to be any new vodkas, Nutella needs to be involved. It might not be the best choice for breakfast, but then again, neither is Nutella. Pair it with: Cereal, eggs, toast, or anything to help remind you that it’s still morning.

 

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Sushi Vodka

Raw fish and alcohol go great together. What’s this ‘saki’ you speak of? Well that had a good run, because sushi vodka is inevitable. You can even serve it warm, we don’t care. Pair it with: Shots of soy and miso.

 

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Bloody Mary Vodka

Sure, we could buy separate Bloody Mary mix, but that just sounds like a lot of work. Get vodka that’s already flavored like spicy tomato juice. If necessary, throw in a cheeseburger for an extreme version. Pair it with: Celery, a cheeseburger, sriracha vodka.

So there you have it, folks. What are some other flavored vodkas you’d like to see become a reality? And, would you drink any of the fictional flavored vodkas seen above?

The Greatest Diners in Television History and Their Yelp Reviews

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When some of our favorite television shows weren’t taking place at the main character’s home, high school, or other random set — scenes would often unfold at their favorite eating establishment. Whether the actors are sitting comfortably in their favorite booth, or actually work there, the restaurant setting gives the viewer a feeling of comfort — as if we’re actually sitting with, or being waited on by members of the cast.

So that brings us to the greatest of these fictional eateries. And, although they mostly exist in the alternate reality of television, it begs the question of whether we would frequent them if they were real. Also worth noting, is that if we pretend for a second that these diners did exist, then Yelp — which is unfortunately real — would certainly have something to say about them. Enjoy.

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