Welcome To The New Foodiggity


Why yes, we did have some work done… Thanks for asking.

Greetings and welcome to Foodiggity 3.0. As Foodiggity approaches six years of existence, the ol’ site was showing some wear and tear. So, we went ahead and gave it a little nip/tuck in all the right places.

Firstly… A brandy-new logo. Two figs have been condensed to one, helping to reinforce the minimizing of the entire site. Our blog is now easier on the eyes and much easier to navigate, making your food culture consumption that much more pleasant.

We also got with the times, and made the entire site mobile-friendly for phone and tablet browsers. Go ahead and check us out on your feeble little screens… We dare ya.


The biggest change, and the one that I’m most excited about, is the new and improved Foodiggity Shop. It was finally time for our shop to stop living under its older sibling’s shadow, and strike out on its own.

The Foodiggity Shop now has its own new web address, FoodiggityShop.com, and a new shop platform. And, just like its blog brethren, the shop was made more mobile-friendly. So, the purchasing of novelty kitchen and home goods just got a little easier.


By all means, have a look around and let us know what you think… We’d love to hear from you. Enjoy our new blog and shop, and thanks for stopping by.


Foodiggity’s Father’s Day Gift Guide, 2015

BBQ Apron Guide

Father’s Day is June 21st, and there’s only so many ties that you can buy for dad. Thankfully, there are plenty of novelty kitchen and home goods that dad will love, and The Foodiggity Shop is just the place to sell them to you.

Whether dad needs something that will help him grill, bake, make ice cubes, or protect a drink — we’ve got you covered. And, the best part is that you can save 10% on your entire order if you use coupon code DADROCKS.

Wouldn’t dad be so proud, knowing that you saved money on his gift?



Amp Mug, $11.99

Dad can finally turn his mornings up to 11 with The Amp Mug. Designed to look like a vintage guitar amp, the mug will hold the old man’s beverage of choice while his morning continues to rock. Even if he’s drinking tea. [link]



BBQ Apron Guide, $24.99

Dad will be prepared, protected, and ready to grill with the BBQ Apron Guide. The full-length apron will not only protect the griller’s clothes from grease and sauce stains, but acts as a handy cooking guide. Instructions are printed upside down for easy access. [link]



Freaker Bottle Sleeves, $9.99-$11.99

Dads drink. We know this because they’ve got kids. And, he’ll probably appreciate his beverage well-insulated. Freaker Bottle Sleeves are here to help. Whether dad considers himself some kind of superhero, patriot, or is looking to hide in the backyard, there’s a Freaker for every dad. [link]



Frozen Peas Ice Mold, $14.99

We’ve already established that dad probably drinks (see above). But perhaps dad likes a fancy drink in a glass that requires cooling. That’s where the Frozen Peas Ice Mold comes in.

Ice spheres melt 80% slower than old-fashioned ice cubes. And, dad’s current ice trays probably aren’t giant pea pods. [link]



Legless Pirate Corkscrew, $14.99

Does dad need to get a bottle opened, me hearties? Well, the Legless Pirate Corkscrew is here to help. Complete with a corkscrew for a leg, and a waiter’s friend and foil cutter for arms — this pirate is ready to open any wine bottle.

Let dad know he’s a great FAAARTHER, by bundling it with a Pirate Bottle Sleeve. [link]



Knuckle Pounder Meat Tenderizer, $11.99

Dad can beat that steak like it owes him money, with the Knuckle Pounder Meat Tenderizer. Made from cast aluminum, dad’s new fist of fury will tenderize and flatten any cut. Even those cheap cuts he has to eat now, because you had to go to that fancy college. [link]



Air Hockey Salt and Pepper Shakers, $14.99

What better way to piss off mom, than to challenge dad to a spirited game of air hockey at the dinner table. The Air Hockey Salt and Pepper Shakers are here to help do just that.

The paddles have slippery felt on the bottom for easy sliding, and there’s an included puck. Season your dinner, and then it’s GAME ON!! Sorry, mom. [link]


See more dad stuff over at the Foodiggity Shop.


My Kids Can’t Eat This, A Photo Series That Documents Hilarious Reasons Why Kids Won’t Eat

“Because I Ieft the skin on.”

Kids are usually adorable. That is until you try to feed them, and they become awful demon spawn that hates you and your stupid food.

My Kid Can’t Eat This is a hilarious photo series that documents the many reasons why a kid won’t eat. Excuses range from a single green item amongst a bowl of pasta, to a parent that had the audacity to serve their child’s snack in the wrong bowl.

See more finicky youngsters below and over at Facebook and Instagram. #MyKidCantEatThis

“Because of this single bell pepper.”
“Only the outer edge is good.”
“Because I opened it half an inch.”
“It was presented in the wrong bowl.”
“Because it’s in a new wrapper.”
Can’t eat anything without sprinkles.

“[Can’t eat] bagel, but add a few sprinkles and a doughnut appears!”

A Unicorn Cookie That Poops Rainbows


Although we still argue over the existence of unicorns… we can all agree that they in fact poop rainbows.

Elise, over at My Cupcake Addiction, knows this to be true, and has created Rainbow Unicorn Cookies that dispense multi-colored sprinkles outta their butts.

Even if making the magical treats seems a bit labor intensive, the end result is a rainbow-pooping unicorn. Please watch this…