Freaker Bottle Koozies Will Wrap Your Drink In Awesomeness

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Do you have a cold beer or hot beverage you’d like to insulate? Or, perhaps you need to class up a bottle of wine that you’re giving as a gift?

Freaker Koozies are here to help. Available in a variety of styles, the one-size-fits-all drink protectors will slip onto any bottle, can, growler, or anything that needs protection from outside elements.

Whether you drink like a pirate, reaallly love beer, or want to show some State or national pride — there’s a Freaker for almost everyone. See them all here.

Freaker Koozies are now available at The Foodiggity Shop.

  • One size fits all
  • Stretchy
  • Machine washable
  • Made in U.S.A

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Knit Yourself a Big Bowl of Ramen

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Sure, ramen is easy enough to make… unless you’re looking for a crocheted version. That might take a bit more than 99-cents and some hot water.

That’s where this tutorial by YouTuber betibettin comes in. The noodles themselves are pretty self-explanatory… however he also creates all the yummy complements to your ramen that you couldn’t afford in college. Enjoy.

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Baking is Gangsta With Rapper Cookie Stamps

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Nothing says ‘gangsta’ quite like a nice warm batch of cookies. So, Baking With My Homies Cookie Stamps make total sense. Whether you’re East coast, West Coast, or anywhere in between — you’ll be a hit with the kids, and at the next bake sale.

Pay homage to a few fallen hip-hoppers with 2Pac, Notorious B.I.G, or Eazy-E cookies. Make these your Christmas cookies and you’ll really earn some street cred this holiday.

Baking With My Homies come in a set of three. They’re available at The Foodiggity Shop. [$9.99]

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Jumbo The Elephant Will Never Forget To Drain Your Cutlery

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Your newly-rinsed utensils and cutlery need somewhere to hang out… The Jumbo Cutlery Drainer is here to help.

The cute little guy will gladly stand by the sink, eager to house anything that needs to drain through his nose spout. And, the best part, with Jumbo being an elephant and all, he never forgets what to do.

The Jumbo Cutlery Drainer is new, adorable, and available at The Foodiggity Shop.

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The Foodnited States Of America, A Pun-Fueled Series of US States Made From Food

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In addition to being the creator of Foodiggity.com, I’m also the father of an eight-year-old. And, when most of the material covered on your site could best be described as ‘juvenile food-related nonsense,’ a curious youngster is gonna wanna get involved.

It began innocently enough with, “Dad… What if you made States, but like, they were made of food, like?” My response was something along the lines of, “That’s been done to death already, son… Go to bed.” Then, the heir to the Foodiggity empire added, “But what if they like had funny names like New Pork or New Jerky, like?” Now, we were on to something.

So, with an idea set forth by an eight year-old, and contributions from Dad and others, we give you The Foodnited States of America.

The project will be based over at Instagram, hashtag #foodnitedstates. We already have Foodnited States worked out for most of the fifty, but we welcome suggestions for more.

Post your State food puns to us here. If we use it, we’ll give you a shout-out. You’ll be contributing to a fun project and perhaps helping an eight-year-old get an ‘A’ in social studies. F-S-A!! F-S-A!!

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