How To Chop An Onion Like A True Wiseass


Until now, there’s only been a few ways to successfully chop an onion. One, is relying on knife skills and accuracy. The other, is to throw that tear-inducing foodstuff in a food processor, and massacring it into small pieces.

Thankfully, You Suck At Cooking has come up with 7 Ways To Chop An Onion. Although, most of these techniques are works of fiction and crafty camerawork — they’re worth checking out, if you’d like a good laugh and/or your food processor is broken.


Tiny Hamster Hosts A Tiny 4th of July BBQ


Tiny Hamster, of tiny burrito and tiny Thanksgiving fame, is back and he’s celebrating Murica’s birthday.

Tiny Hamster’s Tiny BBQ sees our little friend feeling festive, and he’s invited a few of his adorable rodent friends over for some ‘grilled’ veggies.

They’re enjoying their little feast so much, that they don’t even notice the obligatory ‘fireworks.’ Please watch this.


How To Eat Corn On The Cob Using A Power Drill


Today, June 11th, is National Corn on the Cob Day. And, since there’s only 24 hours in any given food holiday, you’ll want to consume your corn as quickly and efficiently as possible.

Thankfully, Rhett and Link of Good Mythical Morning thought ahead, and prepped their cobs accordingly. By attaching their corn on the cob to a power drill, they race to see who can finish first.

Preparing the corn “California Style,” which requires a slathering of mayonnaise, butter and chili powder, ensures that this contest will be a hot mess. Please watch this, and enjoy your celebratory cobs today.


A Knife That Toasts Bread While It Slices Is The Best Invention


The process of slicing bread, and then placing it in the toaster, takes up too much time in the morning. Thankfully, there are inventors like Colin Furze looking out for you, who’s created the Toasting Knife.

Hooked up to a microwave transporter, a modified electric knife blade is heated up enough that it will toast your bread while it slices. Although, it is not an ideal toasting, it’s no worse than the first slice that we burn every morning. Please watch this.

[link, via The Awesomer]