Terrible Food Made To Look Fancy

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There are few things we can do to make terrible food less terrible. And, if you try to make this questionable food “fancy,” then it only makes it look like you’re trying too hard.

Reddit’s Shittyfoodporn Channel is an assemblage of these culinary fails — with dishes that mean well, but ultimately have no reason to exist. There’s also an awful lot of hot dogs and mac and cheese in this series. Hopefully your lunch today turns out better.

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[link, via First We Feast]

Watch What Happens When You Add Milk To Coca-Cola

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Have you ever tried to mix milk and Coke because it seemed like a cute thing to do? Well, according to the video below, the mixture of carbonated beverage and dairy is the opposite of cute.

In fact, if you leave the two together, and allow them to react with each other for a few hours, it is one of the most horrifying things you’ll see today.

Sorry if we ruined your afternoon soda float…

[link, via 22 Words]

Creating A Face From A Bottle of Crystal Head Vodka

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When forensic science and too much free time come together, stuff like the Crystal Head Vodka Bottle Face happens.

Using a skull-shaped bottle of Crystal Head Vodka and facial approximation, a few forensic scientists show us what a guy with a head full of vodka might look like. Now, I’m no scientist, but it looks pretty accurate to me.

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[via Neatorama]

Shrimp Mayonnaise Doritos Exist

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Usually, when a new and/or unusual Doritos flavor is discovered, it’s great news for our stoner friends. But in this case, we’re not sure if there’s weed strong enough to get you excited for Shrimp Mayonnaise Doritos.

Actually, the unusual flavor is a product of Japan, where shrimp and mayo is a popular pizza topping. Wow, the weed must be great over there.

[via Neatorama]

A $500 Milkshake Exists

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Just when we thought that a $5 mixture of milk and ice cream was a bit ridiculous, someone is now asking $500 for one with a straight face.

LA-based The Powder Room are the culprits — along with said milk and ice cream, the shake includes edible gold leaf, “the finest Belgian chocolates,” a host of liquors, and a $190 Swarovski Nirvana Mountain Ring.

Also included is a lethal dose of heroin, with a life-saving adrenaline shot to the heart. No, wait, sorry… That’s only included with the $5 shake.

[via Incredible Things]