The Freaker Pirate Bundle Will Help You Pillage Your Next Party

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ARRR you ready to open and insulate that bottle, me hearties? If you’re looking to drink like a pirate, or just talk funny all day, the Freaker Pirate Bundle is here.

To help open your beer or wine bottle, the Legless Pirate Corkscrew — complete with bottle opener, corkscrew, waiter’s friend and foil cutter. Then, once your bottle is ready to drink, slip on your Freaker Bonehead Koozie and you’re ready to PARRRTY!! See… taking funny already.

The Freaker Pirate Bundle contains one (1) Legless Pirate Corkscrew and one (1) Freaker Bonehead Koozie. Available now at The Foodiggity Shop.

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Freaker Bottle Koozies Will Wrap Your Drink In Awesomeness

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Do you have a cold beer or hot beverage you’d like to insulate? Or, perhaps you need to class up a bottle of wine that you’re giving as a gift?

Freaker Koozies are here to help. Available in a variety of styles, the one-size-fits-all drink protectors will slip onto any bottle, can, growler, or anything that needs protection from outside elements.

Whether you drink like a pirate, reaallly love beer, or want to show some State or national pride — there’s a Freaker for almost everyone. See them all here.

Freaker Koozies are now available at The Foodiggity Shop.

  • One size fits all
  • Stretchy
  • Machine washable
  • Made in U.S.A

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Homer Simpson Wine

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Although, wine might be a little too high-brow for Homer Simpson, designers Constantin Bolimond and Dmitry Patsukevich brings us a Simpsons-inspired wine.

Claiming to have been created 25 years ago “as an experiment to make people speculate as to what’s actually in the wine bottle,” the design is inspired by the minimalist style of Mondrian.

Whether there’s an actual wine in the bottle is up for debate… although we think the bottle copy is a cryptic message that simply refers to the television series itself. All design and no wine makes Homer something, something.

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Beer and Wine Lollipops by Lollyphile

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If you’re a sucker for a good IPA or Chardonnay, Lollyphile’s new line of Beer & Wine Lollipops is here to help.

The lolly artists are back with a series for drunks with a sweet tooth. Available wine flavors include; Chardonnay, Cabernet Sauvignon, and Merlot. Beer on a stick includes; IPA, Stout, and Lager.

Available in groups of one flavor, or mix and match beers and wines. Line ‘em up.

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The Doublet, A Double-Sided Wine Glass For Reds and Whites

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If you’re not sure whether you’ll be serving a red wine or a white wine, you could just have an appropriate glass available for each. But that sounds like a lot of work.

The Doublet is an ingenious way to save you some trouble, by providing a compartment for both reds and whites. Even an official oenophile or self-proclaimed wine snob could appreciate the convenience.

The design is currently only a concept. So, in the meantime, have all of your glasses at the ready for when the wine snobs come over.

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[via Yanko Design]