8-Bit Nintendo Wine Labels Are For Old-School Drinking


Grab your two-button controller, oversized cartridges, and enjoy these Nintendo NES Wine Labels. Brought to us by the folks at VinePair, the fictional wines are inspired by vintage Nintendo video games and labeled with old-school 8-bit awesomeness.

From Mario and Luigi Chianti Classico to Mike Tyson Punch Out!! Zinfandel, the wines will make you yearn for the days of blowing into cartridges, and for what once passed for video game graphics. At least you’re old enough to drink now.






[link, via Food and Wine]

ARRRE You Ready To Open Some Bottles? The Legless Pirate Corkscrew Can Help


Do you need to get a bottle opened, me hearties? Well, the Legless Pirate Corkscrew is here to help.

Complete with a corkscrew for a leg and a waiter’s friend and foil cutter for arms — this pirate is ready to open any wine bottle. He even comes with a bottle-opening eye patch for sodas and beers, and a parrot on his arm.

So… Why are pirates such good bottle openers? Because they ARRRR!!!

Stainless steel and durable ABS plastic. Available at The Foodiggity Shop.




The Rechargeable Bottle Light Creates The Perfect Mood Lighting For More Bottle-Emptying


Do you have tubs of empty wine bottles laying around? Or, perhaps you bought a few of those fancy decorative bottles at the craft store, that you have no idea what to do with.

The Rechargeable Bottle Light is here to help. The small little light packs a big punch in terms of mood lighting. Simply charge it via USB, and the bottle light will keep shining for up to 3 hours.

Whether that light is used to create ambience, or so you can see what you’re doing while you empty more bottles, is completely up to you. The Rechargeable Bottle Light is new at The Foodiggity Shop.






Cake-Flavored Wine Exists


Remember when wine just tasted like grapes? Well, in the age of flavored alcohol that probably shouldn’t exist, there’s now wine that tastes like cake. Yes, you read that correctly.

Birthday Cake Vineyards are the people responsible for this, offering a series of dessert-flavored wines — including Strawberry Shortcake, Black Forest, Cheesecake, Coffee Cake and Cake Batter.

Either way, the wines will be a great time-saver — if you had plans to indulge your sweet-tooth and getting your drunk on separately. Check them out here.






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The Cock Blocker Wine Stopper Is Here To Help


Nothing should get between you and your drunken, short-term goals. The Cock Blocker Wine Stopper is here to help — not to nag you to leave the party early.

This handsome red rooster will perch himself atop your favorite wine, keeping it fresh until you’re ready to drink. And, your new wine stopper will never try to ruin your fun — unlike that other cock blocker of yours.

New at The Foodiggity Shop.