Brought to us by Denver-based, Apollo Peak, Cat Wine is a non-alcoholic beverage laced with catnip — which should help your feline unwind from their long day of lounging around and knocking over your stuff.
Nothing says, “I like to keep it real, while also being fancy,” quite like wine-in-a-can. Now, bros and hipsters can drink as ironically as possible with The Drop Rosé Wine In a Can.
Affectionately referred to as “brosé,” the 8.4 oz. skinny cans appear to be aimed at a few demographics — bros secure enough in their masculinity to drink pink wine out of a pink can, and women who don’t own a corkscrew. Either way, nice packaging.
Do you have a cold beer or hot beverage that you’d like to insulate? Or, perhaps you need to class up a bottle of wine that you’re giving as a gift? Freaker Bottle Sleeves are here to help.
Available in a variety of styles, the one-size-fits-all drink protectors will slip onto any bottle, can, growler, or anything that needs protection from outside elements.
Freaker Bottle Sleeves are available at The Foodiggity Shop.
- One size fits all
- Machine washable
- Made in U.S.A
Do you need to get a bottle opened, me hearties? Well, the Legless Pirate Corkscrew is here to help.
Complete with a corkscrew for a leg and a waiter’s friend and foil cutter for arms — this pirate is ready to open any wine bottle. He even comes with a bottle-opening eye patch for sodas and beers, and a parrot on his arm.
So… Why are pirates such good bottle openers? Because they ARRRR!!!
Stainless steel and durable ABS plastic. Available at The Foodiggity Shop.
Nothing should get between you and your drunken, short-term goals. The Cock Blocker Wine Stopper is here to help — not to nag you to leave the party early.
This handsome red rooster will perch himself atop your favorite wine, keeping it fresh until you’re ready to drink. And, your new wine stopper will never try to ruin your fun — unlike that other cock blocker of yours.
New at The Foodiggity Shop.