How To Pair Wine With Halloween Candy

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It’s late Halloween night, and the kids are done tricking and/or treating. But they’re asleep now, and it’s time to do what any good parent would do…. Start drinking and raid their candy stash.

Be prepared this Halloween with this handy chart, that’ll help pair a wine with all that candy. Did your kids get an abundance of Skittles? Then you’ll want a dry white wine at the ready. Kit Kats are versatile, in that they pair well with a sparkling wine or medium red.

Did the kids get a lot of candy corns? Then there’s no hope for you this evening, and you should get better neighbors.

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Wine2Go Foldable Wine Bottle For Drinking On The Go

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If you need your wine right now, and you’re in transit or somewhere where an enormous glass bottle might be inappropriate, there’s the Wine2Go Foldable Wine Bottle.

Made to hold an entire bottle of wine, the travel flask is easy to take anywhere, and folds up easily when empty. Drinking in public has never been so convenient and sophisticated.

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The Freaker Pirate Bundle Will Help You Pillage Your Next Party

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ARRR you ready to open and insulate that bottle, me hearties? If you’re looking to drink like a pirate, or just talk funny all day, the Freaker Pirate Bundle is here.

To help open your beer or wine bottle, the Legless Pirate Corkscrew — complete with bottle opener, corkscrew, waiter’s friend and foil cutter. Then, once your bottle is ready to drink, slip on your Freaker Bonehead Koozie and you’re ready to PARRRTY!! See… taking funny already.

The Freaker Pirate Bundle contains one (1) Legless Pirate Corkscrew and one (1) Freaker Bonehead Koozie. Available now at The Foodiggity Shop.

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Freaker Bottle Koozies Will Wrap Your Drink In Awesomeness

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Do you have a cold beer or hot beverage you’d like to insulate? Or, perhaps you need to class up a bottle of wine that you’re giving as a gift?

Freaker Koozies are here to help. Available in a variety of styles, the one-size-fits-all drink protectors will slip onto any bottle, can, growler, or anything that needs protection from outside elements.

Whether you drink like a pirate, reaallly love beer, or want to show some State or national pride — there’s a Freaker for almost everyone. See them all here.

Freaker Koozies are now available at The Foodiggity Shop.

  • One size fits all
  • Stretchy
  • Machine washable
  • Made in U.S.A

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Homer Simpson Wine

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Although, wine might be a little too high-brow for Homer Simpson, designers Constantin Bolimond and Dmitry Patsukevich brings us a Simpsons-inspired wine.

Claiming to have been created 25 years ago “as an experiment to make people speculate as to what’s actually in the wine bottle,” the design is inspired by the minimalist style of Mondrian.

Whether there’s an actual wine in the bottle is up for debate… although we think the bottle copy is a cryptic message that simply refers to the television series itself. All design and no wine makes Homer something, something.

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