The Pirate Bottle Sleeve and Corkscrew Bundle Will Help You Pillage Your Next Party

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ARRR you ready to open and insulate that bottle, me hearties? If you’re looking to drink like a pirate, or just talk funny all day, the Pirate Bottle Sleeve and Corkscrew Bundle is here.

To help open your beer or wine bottle, the Legless Pirate Corkscrew — complete with bottle opener, corkscrew, waiter’s friend and foil cutter. Then, once your bottle is ready to drink, slip on your Freaker Bonehead Bottle Sleeve and you’re ready to PARRRTY!! See… taking funny already.

The Freaker Pirate Bundle contains one (1) Legless Pirate Corkscrew and one (1) Freaker Bonehead Bottle Sleeve. Available now at The Foodiggity Shop.

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Sprayable Wine For Boozing On The Go

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If you’re on the go, and just need a quick spritz of wine, Bouche bée Wine Spray will help you out.

Created by McCann Vilnius, the sprayable wine is available in a Beaujolais. Treat yourself to a quick spray whenever you’d like, while the discreet packaging won’t make anyone the wiser. That is until your teeth turn purple from over-spraying.

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ARRRE You Ready To Open Some Bottles? The Legless Pirate Corkscrew Can Help

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Do you need to get a bottle opened, me hearties? Well, the Legless Pirate Corkscrew is here to help.

Complete with a corkscrew for a leg and a waiter’s friend and foil cutter for arms — this pirate is ready to open any wine bottle. He even comes with a bottle-opening eye patch for sodas and beers, and a parrot on his arm.

So… Why are pirates such good bottle openers? Because they ARRRR!!!

Stainless steel and durable ABS plastic. Available at The Foodiggity Shop.

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How To Pair Wine With Halloween Candy

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It’s late Halloween night, and the kids are done tricking and/or treating. But they’re asleep now, and it’s time to do what any good parent would do…. Start drinking and raid their candy stash.

Be prepared this Halloween with this handy chart, that’ll help pair a wine with all that candy. Did your kids get an abundance of Skittles? Then you’ll want a dry white wine at the ready. Kit Kats are versatile, in that they pair well with a sparkling wine or medium red.

Did the kids get a lot of candy corns? Then there’s no hope for you this evening, and you should get better neighbors.

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Wine2Go Foldable Wine Bottle For Drinking On The Go

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If you need your wine right now, and you’re in transit or somewhere where an enormous glass bottle might be inappropriate, there’s the Wine2Go Foldable Wine Bottle.

Made to hold an entire bottle of wine, the travel flask is easy to take anywhere, and folds up easily when empty. Drinking in public has never been so convenient and sophisticated.

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